Crazy soldiers! lolwut: Yeah I suggest this person make use of the off-post blood / blood platelette donation centers – you can earn more than a car payment every month. *Copypasta below the fold:*
Tag Archive: Craigslist
Feb 07 2012
Fort Bragg Craigslist ad: Tree climber looking for work
Craigslist seems weirder around a military town. Fort Bragg and the greater Fayetteville area have provided several hilarious weirdos. There was the man with 5 felonies demanding that we all stop being absconding interlopers. And there was the 50 foot dresser that was also specifically advertised as ‘not haunted’ This week’s entry into my series on …
Jan 06 2012
Horseshoe pro: “but if either you or your horse are an idiot…”
The latest in craigslist fail isn’t as epic as the Christian Parkour team, or the man who refused to tolerate absconding interlopers. Still, check out this advertisement. This horse farrier is very patient!!!! … Service also available to some outlying counties depending on number of horses and location. Sane horses and owners need only apply, I am …
Dec 26 2011
Large dresser $50, seller promises it is *NOT HAUNTED*
Local Craigslist strikes again. This time I think the seller is funny, and not insane (in stark contrast to the others). The ad reads: Large DRESSER- Not Haunted – $50 This is a large dresser that has durable drawers. It has wear on the top left, lower left corner, and is missing a knob. Otherwise, it is …
Dec 23 2011
Free “Artificial CHRISTmas Tree”
Once again, Fort Bragg area Craigslist weirdos provide hilarious blog fodder. Last time, we were all accused of being ‘absconding interlopers’ by a five time violent felon. Good times. This week’s adventure brings us no closer to sanity. Artificial CHRISTmas Tree *** Curb Alert Christmas tree is sitting by the road – Trash man comes around …
Dec 02 2011
Joseph A. Hales wont tolerate the absconding interlopers on craigslist
Need any welding and repairs? I overheard and intercepted a message saying that this guy is legit. Joseph A. Hales, III is the registered owner of Joe’s Welding and Repair, Any and all interlopers, eaves droppers, hackers, crackers, scammers, absconders, or any other persons and /or entities, interfering in the communications consisting of computer email, …
Nov 26 2011
Parkour for Jesus
Parkour for Jesus? Unfortunately, this is a thing. About a year ago, my wife sent me a link to a craigslist ad for a guy who was starting a Parkour for Jesus group. Parkour, of course is the ‘sport’ of freestyle walking and running. I found the screen-capture of the long deleted personal ad, and …
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Free Thought | Free Festival
The free festival on Fort Bragg's Main Post Parade Field was a massive success! Expect updates, highlights, and other footage over the next few months.
UPDATE: A second festival is in the works for Camp Pendleton - a large Marine Corps base near San Diego, CA. Summer 2013
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