So I get email. I’ll spare you because it was simply lyrics to a god-botherer song. I replied “Poetry sucks. Get a guitar.” That riled him up, so he expressed anger and then sent me another set of lyrics. This was my second reply: By the rivers of Babylon You really did babble on Crazy …
Tag Archive: babies
Apr 05 2012
Bible study for babies
Unfortunately, this is not a photoshopped image. This is real. I heard about this in a passing reference from a friend on my Facepalm wall. So I told him to ‘rescue’ the discarded advert for baby bible study. It reached my email with the subject line “Damn you! You made me dig through trash”. But …
Mar 23 2012
Baby learning to speak in tongues
So this is how they get you. Perhaps babies are ‘born atheist’ (without a religion)… but they seem to become zealots really fast. I see grown ass men talking like this on late night televangelist programs. It’s baby talk! Grow up, raaaabaaalololo baaaa faaaaaaa riggookkooolala dooooooooooooobooooooo JEEEE-SUS aabbbbbloriahnooobogo nobogo looo wookiewookie jibby jibby jibby. They …
Nov 25 2011
Proof that babies are indeed atheists (short video)
Some would argue that all babies are atheists. Conversely, our 9 month old daughter has been speaking in tongues a lot. So we decided to just ask her how she feels about God: Not surprisingly, her thoughts on religion mirror her parents’ views. Another question I get is: Are you raising your daughter to be …
Nov 16 2011
Deployment is over and my daughter is so happy to see me!
This is about 5 minutes after I landed back in the Fort Bragg area. Perhaps ‘happy’ isn’t the right word. My daughter Zoe is also learning to say “Not the mama.” Zoe, if you are reading this years from now… that was a reference to this TV show:
Nov 16 2011
Is it just me, or does childbirth look easy?
Pro-tip, never say that when you are in the maternity ward. When my daughter Zoe was born, I made that remark. I was trying to make my wife smile and take her mind off the pain. The nurse yelled at me. She told me that I was way off base. The nurse told me that …
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Free Thought | Free Festival
The free festival on Fort Bragg's Main Post Parade Field was a massive success! Expect updates, highlights, and other footage over the next few months.
UPDATE: A second festival is in the works for Camp Pendleton - a large Marine Corps base near San Diego, CA. Summer 2013
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