Category Archive: Soldier Fitness Tracker

Jul 20 2012

Tea Party Rep. Louis Gohmert (R-TX) will be hearing from my lawyers

You may lack a sense of purpose...

71 shot, 12 dead. This tragedy had already been re-purposed by opportunist theocrats by early this morning – 8 hours later. Congressman Louie Gohmert (R-TX) went on the air and attributed this massacre to ‘attacks on Christianity’ and specifically cited so-called ‘unreleased DoD statistics’ that military suicides are all / mostly atheists. I am in …

Continue reading »

Nov 03 2011

High ranking chaplain leaves out ‘so help me god’ (awesome video)

Colonel Strohm oversees Foxhole Atheist, Sergeant Justin Griffith's re-enlistment ceremony

Amazingly, this just happened. I already typed this into YouTube’s description, so forgive the 3rd person narrative. The Chaplain respectfully leaves off “so help me god” for the deployed atheist soldier’s re-enlistment ceremony. Chaplain (Colonel) Strohm is overseeing Sergeant Justin Griffith’s re-enlistment ceremony. The Chaplain is a devout Christian with decades of active-duty service. Sergeant …

Continue reading »

Oct 27 2011

Navy Atheist forced to permanently cover up a Bad Religion tattoo

Bad, Bad Religion

You may remember a few months back when SGT Kloberdanz told us about being kicked out of a Dining Facility for wearing a Bad Religion Shirt. Well, along these same lines comes a story from Navy Atheist CTR2 Michael Wheeler. I’m so proud of all the military atheists shedding the (often justified) fear of coming out of the …

Continue reading »

Oct 27 2011

Hill Street Blues actor Daniel Travanti disparages atheists in foxholes

athiests-in-foxholes = argument against foxholes

EllenBeth Wachs, the Florida atheist who has been harassed and arrested by a religious zealot in the Polk County Sherriff’s Dept recently shared something with me. It involves B-list Hollywood actor Daniel Travanti of Hill Street Blues ’fame’. He played Captain Frank Furillo, if you were trying to remember this ‘Where are they now’ thespian. Apparently he sent a …

Continue reading »

Oct 27 2011

God wants me to do *what* with these sandbags?

spiritually fit sandbags

I’ve come a long way on my Spiritual Fitness journey. I’ve taken their advice and started an ‘online blog’ and everything. I even took their advice to join social networking sites like Twitter and Facebook in order to connect with a Spiritual Community back home. However, I fear that if I’m too open minded about …

Continue reading »

Oct 25 2011

Army’s Spiritual Fitness is a move from Street Fighter 2

Hadouken! Street Fighter 2 is spiritually fit!

Check out these links before they disappear: Aberdeen Proving Grounds (Army base in Maryland) – The image below is their only content for spiritual fitness. HADOUKEN! YOGA FIRE! YOGA FLAME! HADOUKEN! Also, the same image appears on the Army’s Hooah4Health website. Look at how hard they hit the thesaurus to tell you that “Spiritual Fitness” …

Continue reading »

Oct 15 2011

Transcript of Army training reveals 83 instances of bypassing US Constitution

SGT Dustin Chalker, my friend and fellow foxhole atheist, wrote to me with exact figures from the mandatory Spiritual Fitness remedial training. Keep in mind, when reporters and lawyers are around – Spiritual Fitness is only about ‘team spirit’ and ‘human spirit’. They emphatically declare that it has nothing to do with religion (clearly an …

Continue reading »

Oct 12 2011

U.S. Army forces Soldiers to learn Wiccan rituals, Christians need to fight back!

Army-Spiritual-Fitness training forces soldiers to become wiccans!

Sergeant Poe’s Law Firm has been alerted. “Here is undeniable pictorial evidence that the Army is forcing me to learn Wiccan rituals.” Sergeant Poe Here is the link to the Virtual Spiritual Fitness Center… act quickly before the new world order deletes the page. They even control Google Cache! Christians, are you thinking to yourself, …

Continue reading »

Oct 09 2011

The single best video ever made about foxhole atheists (possibly NSFW)

Apartment J, A-News - the funniest show on the internet

This is that rare combination of well-informed reporting and genuinely funny brash sarcasm. Raleigh-based A-News is the DIY equivalent to the Daily Show / Colbert Report for atheists. I have no idea why this show isn’t already massively popular. This entire episode is dedicated to the recently reinvigorated struggle for acceptance by foxhole atheists. Is …

Continue reading »

Oct 08 2011

Army’s insane Virtual Spiritual Fitness Center gets remade by atheists

Jason Torpy, president of MAAF, sent out a request for some visibility on his remake of the Army’s insane Virtual Spiritual Fitness Center. I thought that was a pretty fun idea. I remember telling Jason in late March about the ridiculous website. We both kept finding more and more crazy stuff. Remember, this is brought to you by the same department that …

Continue reading »

Older posts «

:)