Category Archive: Administrative

Aug 08 2012

Assassin Actual is still alive (and well)

More than a few people have been asking me to poke Assassin Actual to see if he’s alright. He is OK. He’s stuck in a very demanding job right now, with the workload of several people falling solely on him. That’s what you get when you’re good at your job, I suppose. He should have known …

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Jul 15 2012

Two star general does the Macarena

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This is the highlight / blooper reel for the 1st Sustainment Command (Theater) [counter-intuitively shortened '1st TSC'.] This is where I have worked for 4 years. We just said goodbye to Maj. Gen. Kenneth Dowd, and he will be missed. He was always trying to show the human side of being a general. Often, he’d …

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Jan 04 2012

Dat Santorum

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All apologies to the internet for putting this frothy thought in your head. Image below the fold…[mildly NSFW] Click ‘read more’ to view.

Nov 16 2011

Deployment is over and my daughter is so happy to see me!

zoe is happy to be here with daddy

This is about 5 minutes after I landed back in the Fort Bragg area. Perhaps ‘happy’ isn’t the right word. My daughter Zoe is also learning to say “Not the mama.” Zoe, if you are reading this years from now… that was a reference to this TV show:

Nov 11 2011

This website is down and you can’t click here

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Oh, you fixed it. Anyway, we’ve been breaking the series of tubes that is our website. So we’re upgrading the modem from a paper cup and string all the way to a 2400 baud AOL dedi. To make things interesting, we’re doing this around 10PM Eastern (11 Bermuda Triangle Time) on 11/11/11. Wait, that’s not …

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Nov 04 2011

Evangelical Air Force Officer / Bully

Please respect the ‘no contact order’ that you are repeatedly violating. I’ve got too much going on in my life to keep dealing with you, seriously. STOP.

Oct 07 2011

#OccupyFortBragg March 31st 2012 – bring blanket

Foxhole Atheists are on the cusp of real change. We need your help. We need you to care. We are the 20+% We’ve been silenced, threatened, intimidated, and treated as ‘un-American’ for too long. The non-religious military community is the DoD’s second largest religious demographic, outnumbering the next largest group by two orders of magnitude. …

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Oct 04 2011

BlagHag plague hits close to home. PZ Myers has military backup

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Today I noticed that PZ Myers courageously continued his fight against the caturday plague. PZ alerted all of us at FTB to the sinister plans of Jen McCreight who adopted a kitten over at BlagHag. Those freaking cat hairs stick to my uniforms, and I am declaring war. I bred these anti-caturday warriors myself. Sick ‘em …

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Sep 24 2011

My daughter thinks daddy lives in the computer

Zoe gets gobbled up in all the comments when a picture hits facebook. Oh you silly Facebook atheists. I wonder if grandma understands the baby-eating jokes. Oh well, keep ‘em coming, they make me laugh.

Sep 16 2011

Yes, we are aware that Fort Bragg hasn’t added us to their calendar (yet)

Posters and fliers will be distributed on post. All-user notices will be emailed from Fort Bragg’s PAO and MWR to the 60,000 troops. Stories will appear in the local Fort Bragg paper, Paraglide. At least, that’s the sort of support that we have been approved.

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