Did anybody else notice that in the Dead Milkmen’s most ‘popular’ song, they name-checked the wrong band? The Dead Milkmen ‘Punk Rock Girl’ Okay, so they were idiots… ‘California Dreamin’ wasn’t really a Beach Boys song, rather, it was by the Mamas and the Papas. Much later, a re-recording of that song by some of …
Monthly Archive: October 2012
Oct 17 2012
Davila 666 – ‘Por Vivir’ | can anyone translate?
I’m in love with this band, Davila 666. I’m certain all of their lyrics apply directly to my life. Trouble is, I have no clue what their lyrics are or what they mean. HELP! Spanishdict.com says ‘Vivir’ translates to: 1. To have life, to live; to enjoy life. (n) 2.To live, to continue, to last, to …
Oct 16 2012
Church sign: “An atheist is a…” HAHAHAHAHA
Perhaps the ‘rare double fail’ isn’t all that rare. Obviously the intended message itself is so dumb that it nearly comes off as a compliment. Sorry, Jen McCreight, Stefanie Svan, Ophelia Benson, Greta Christina, half of my readers, etc… apparently you aren’t atheists. If you’re depressed about the demotion, you can always go to the invisible support …
Oct 15 2012
Operation: Human Shield – chaplain combat training photos
Chaplains from the California Army National Guard posted some pictures from ‘combat training’ on their Facebook page. For those unfamiliar, chaplains in the US Military are non-combatants and do not carry a weapon. Each chaplain has a ‘chaplain’s assistant’, who may protect them in combat. However, modern chaplains are specifically ordered to stay off the …
Oct 13 2012
You sniff the reeking buns of angels
Broken hearts are for assholes. Don’t believe me? Ask Frank! Lyrics NSFW.
Oct 12 2012
I’m being ‘infantile’ because ‘I want to murder christians’
James Delts read my blog post about a ridiculous person claiming that atheists were on the verge of publicly executing all the Christians in America. He weighed in with this blistering anecdote: what a shower of bigots you are. Some here have even demanded they that christians be murdered here, so thats it, its ok …
Oct 10 2012
Heroic whistle-blower in Army’s mandatory candlelight prayer scandal
800 junior soldiers attended mandatory suicide-prevention training, and were given plastic battery-powered candles. A chaplain talked for a while, telling the soldiers they must turn to god to keep themselves going in tough times. Eventually he dimmed the lights and instructed everyone to turn on their candles. The chaplain then lead them in a sectarian …
Oct 08 2012
Without Power of Christ, army allows diseased Muslim faggit takeover
Did you hear the bad news? ’Merica is being dragged into ‘literal hell’ by Mikey Weinstein, founder and President of the Military Religious Freedom Foundation. Yesterday my church had a much attended discussion after the service about who in America is dragging our nation into literal hell. Along with Hussein Obama and some other traitors your …
















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