Larry M. says I’m a ‘dummy’ that’s going to get ‘wacked’ (sic) in a foxhole because… I’m not a Christian. He’s also grateful that he doesn’t have to be the guy who carries my body back to the FOB. Atheists are just too damned heavy!
At least he accepts that there are indeed atheists in foxholes. I’m not sure why he sent me a message implying my impending death (because his god wouldn’t block the bullets for me.) Oh well… this is progress, people!
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@NewtGingrichPAC just followed me on twitter. Hmmm… wonder why?
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unbound
April 17, 2012 at 8:55 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Perhaps a Mormon with his magic underwear?
Reginald Selkirk
April 17, 2012 at 9:05 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Wear a ghost shirt for protection.
bbgunn
April 17, 2012 at 9:11 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
How’s he going to pack you out with that huge Christian
crosschip on his shoulder?jasmyn
April 17, 2012 at 9:21 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
He followed you because you mentioned him in a story. He was probably hoping you wrote something horrible libelous so he could sue you and have the ability to pay his campaign employees. Maybe he was hoping to revive his long dead bid for the rep nomination.
that_paul
April 17, 2012 at 9:22 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Perhaps he just has serviver’s guilt for not getting wacked?
Raging Bee
April 17, 2012 at 9:44 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Just remind the guy there are no atheists on the other side, and see how he handles that.
Matto the Hun
April 17, 2012 at 10:28 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Maybe the foxhole atheists are heavier due to their giant swinging’ cocks.
timberwoof
April 17, 2012 at 11:18 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Larry M, why do you need a foxhole in the first place? Can’t God protect you without one?
Reginald Selkirk
April 17, 2012 at 12:35 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Larry M sounds like an ***hole, alright, but i don’t think there are foxes involved.
James
April 17, 2012 at 2:23 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
I see what you did there, that_paul.
Zinc Avenger
April 17, 2012 at 4:36 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Is that an admission that after death, we’re all atheists?
beerslayer
April 17, 2012 at 9:21 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
I’m constantly amazed, Justin… You’re SOOOOOO much nicer to these idiots than I can even imagine myself being. Who knows -- perhaps you’ve even kick-started a few brain cells in his head… “God” knows he needs it.
Larry
April 18, 2012 at 3:36 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
I love what Raging Bee wrote. They really are true believers and we sure as hell kill plenty of them. I’m sure Larry M figures since they worship the wrong god, nobody hears and certainly nobody answers their prayers. He just doesn’t know how much like them he really is.
Pierce R. Butler
April 18, 2012 at 10:04 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Something is clearly wrong in Pentagon procurement policy -- if the believers are the ones who survive battles and firefights, why do we see so many crosses (and so few atoms) in military cemeteries?
peaceveteran
April 23, 2012 at 8:00 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
how does this service member relate to Jews, Muslims or minority comrades? Ask him what is a god? Have him prove where gods are, such as his own bible Gideon fleece tests. If Jehovah won’t do 2 “miracles” to prove he exists, then no body ever blow a horn to bring down the walls of Jericho… I’m one Atheist who really feels pity for such stupid believers