This is from the late 90′s sleeper hit ‘Outside Providence’. The young boy is explaining the Footprints picture/poem to his older brother’s friend, a guy named Drugs Delaney.
Drugs is in top form.
Yep. He pretty much sums up how I answer apologists who blather along similar lines. Watch the movie, if you haven’t already. Definitely worth it.









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Gordon
March 18, 2012 at 10:49 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
I like this response
http://www.theonion.com/articles/it-was-then-that-i-carried-you-vs-bullshit-jesus-t,11542/
Setar, too lazy to log in on his blackberry
March 18, 2012 at 11:52 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Eh. I still think that it’s better to change the ending to “Because Tusken Raiders always ride single file, to hide their numbers.”
Clint
March 18, 2012 at 12:19 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Nah, Tusken Raiders. Totally.
Andrew Kilian
March 18, 2012 at 3:54 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
You have given me Lolz!
Markita Lynda—it's Spring after the Winter that wasn't
March 18, 2012 at 5:06 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
“It was always just one set of footprints. Where were you, God?”
“That’s because you were always alone. I’m a figment of your imagination.”
Len
March 19, 2012 at 4:31 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
It was Tuesday. Tuesdays I go bowling.