Monthly Archive: December 2011

Dec 31 2011

Notorious ex-Navy Chaplain blesses Lowes Home Improvement stores

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Gordon James Klingenschmitt has previously prayed for Mikey Weinstein and Rev. Barry Lynn to die soon. He recently prayed for Lowes Home Improvement stores to perform well. Click here for the audio recording. *Warning, the first few seconds are intense – turn down the volume. In fact, this transcript is probably safest.* Transcript of Klingenschmitt’s prayer: Let us …

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Dec 31 2011

The secular festival where kids will walk on water

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Camp Quest is more than just the secular answer to Vacation Bible School. Some even say that such comparisons are false, or not useful. But they aren’t the boss of me! At the upcoming Rock Beyond Belief festival, Amy Monsky from Camp Quest South Carolina is going to be running the show for the children’s …

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Dec 29 2011

They are the Navy SEALS of Christianity

Not this shit again

Rod Parsley is a televangelist. Do I need to explain further? This was right after a Navy SEAL team took out Osama Bin Laden. I understand that preachers often speak topically, so I get the subject coming up. But look at the audience who he describes as ‘elite’ like the Navy SEALS. The people that …

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Dec 28 2011

A nuclear exchange with the USSR could have looked like this

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All those people building bomb shelters in Idaho and South Dakota were so stupid HAHAHA!!!! Click to embiggen (Via) Comments at the source also answered some deeper questions. Q: “Whats up with the the middle top areas, the three areas covered in black dots?? What do we have there??” A: Keep in mind that these are …

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Dec 28 2011

For over 5 years, Soldiers punished for not attending evangelical concerts

Jason C. writes: I was in AIT at Fort Eustis,VA in 2003 and the drill sergeants tried to force everyone to go to a Christian evangelical rock concert . After I spoke up to our platoon leader he brought up to the drill sergeant that some people were not Christian. Everyone was forced to toe …

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Dec 26 2011

Pat Robertson Versus Doctor Who: “How time works”

Pat Robertson

A 900 year old alien says crazy things about time. I’m referring to Pat Robertson, obviously. I dare Pat Robertson to make less sense. He’s babbling aimlessly about a topic he clearly doesn’t understand. He’s an inexplicably powerful man in the United States. Everything he says is some combination of shocking and stupid. You guys …

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Dec 26 2011

Army medic “has seen Christianity, Judaism, and Islam in action…Frankly, I’ll pass.”

Religious beliefs, practices shift

Mikey Weinstein, President of the Military Religious Freedom Foundation, shared something with me today. He shared a report in USA Today that  speaks about the statistical trend away from traditional religious identities. MRFF is an important – albeit religiously neutral - ally to the secular community and fierce defender of the US Constitution. But Mikey saw something that he …

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Dec 26 2011

Large dresser $50, seller promises it is *NOT HAUNTED*

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Local Craigslist strikes again. This time I think the seller is funny, and not insane (in stark contrast to the others). The ad reads: Large DRESSER- Not Haunted – $50 This is a large dresser that has durable drawers. It has wear on the top left, lower left corner, and is missing a knob. Otherwise, it is …

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Dec 25 2011

Whitney Houston is kind of deep

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Did I say deep? I meant derp. Apparently “I believe the children are our future” is the 1st line from the song Greatest Love of All.

Dec 25 2011

AFA: Gays in the military are all threats to national security

Bryan Fischer at the American Family Association has lost his damn mind. “…every homosexual represents a heightened security risk” This guy is ridiculous. Obviously he is way off and unethical here. You can expect that from this bunch. But let’s just follow his premise and statements to their logical conclusion. He is referring to the …

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