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Gordon James Klingenschmitt has previously prayed for Mikey Weinstein and Rev. Barry Lynn to die soon. He recently prayed for Lowes Home Improvement stores to perform well. Click here for the audio recording. *Warning, the first few seconds are intense – turn down the volume. In fact, this transcript is probably safest.* Transcript of Klingenschmitt’s prayer: Let us [...]
Archive for December, 2011
Notorious ex-Navy Chaplain blesses Lowes Home Improvement stores
December 31st, 2011 
Justin Griffith The secular festival where kids will walk on water
December 31st, 2011 Justin Griffith Camp Quest is more than just the secular answer to Vacation Bible School. Some even say that such comparisons are false, or not useful. But they aren’t the boss of me! At the upcoming Rock Beyond Belief festival, Amy Monsky from Camp Quest South Carolina is going to be running the show for the children’s [...]
They are the Navy SEALS of Christianity
December 29th, 2011 Justin Griffith Rod Parsley is a televangelist. Do I need to explain further? This was right after a Navy SEAL team took out Osama Bin Laden. I understand that preachers often speak topically, so I get the subject coming up. But look at the audience who he describes as ‘elite’ like the Navy SEALS. The people that [...]
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Tags: Christianity, Navy Seals, Osama Bin Laden, Rod Parsley, Satan, televangelist 
11 Comments »A nuclear exchange with the USSR could have looked like this
December 28th, 2011 Justin Griffith All those people building bomb shelters in Idaho and South Dakota were so stupid HAHAHA!!!! Click to embiggen (Via) Comments at the source also answered some deeper questions. Q: “Whats up with the the middle top areas, the three areas covered in black dots?? What do we have there??” A: Keep in mind that these are [...]
Posted in Atheist Tags: Bomb Shelter, Carl Sagan, Cold War, Idaho, lolwut, Nuclear, Nuclear Winter, South Dakota, USSR 20 Comments »For over 5 years, Soldiers punished for not attending evangelical concerts
December 28th, 2011 Justin Griffith Jason C. writes: I was in AIT at Fort Eustis,VA in 2003 and the drill sergeants tried to force everyone to go to a Christian evangelical rock concert . After I spoke up to our platoon leader he brought up to the drill sergeant that some people were not Christian. Everyone was forced to toe [...]
Pat Robertson Versus Doctor Who: “How time works”
December 26th, 2011 Justin Griffith A 900 year old alien says crazy things about time. I’m referring to Pat Robertson, obviously. I dare Pat Robertson to make less sense. He’s babbling aimlessly about a topic he clearly doesn’t understand. He’s an inexplicably powerful man in the United States. Everything he says is some combination of shocking and stupid. You guys [...]
Posted in Atheist Tags: Chaotic Inflation, D-branes, Doctor Who, How Time Works, M-theory, Pat Robertson, Time 31 Comments »Army medic “has seen Christianity, Judaism, and Islam in action…Frankly, I’ll pass.”
December 26th, 2011 Justin Griffith Mikey Weinstein, President of the Military Religious Freedom Foundation, shared something with me today. He shared a report in USA Today that speaks about the statistical trend away from traditional religious identities. MRFF is an important – albeit religiously neutral - ally to the secular community and fierce defender of the US Constitution. But Mikey saw something that he [...]
Posted in Atheist Tags: agnostic, Army, Christianity, Fort Bragg, Islam, Judaism, Justin Miller, MASH, Paul Morris 4 Comments »Large dresser $50, seller promises it is *NOT HAUNTED*
December 26th, 2011 Justin Griffith Local Craigslist strikes again. This time I think the seller is funny, and not insane (in stark contrast to the others). The ad reads: Large DRESSER- Not Haunted – $50 This is a large dresser that has durable drawers. It has wear on the top left, lower left corner, and is missing a knob. Otherwise, it is [...]
Posted in Atheist Tags: Best of Craigslist, Craigslist, ghosts, haunted dresser, lolwut, orbs, Weirdos 18 Comments »Whitney Houston is kind of deep
December 25th, 2011 Justin Griffith Did I say deep? I meant derp. Apparently “I believe the children are our future” is the 1st line from the song Greatest Love of All.
Posted in Atheist Tags: derp, greatest love of all, I believe the children are our future, Whitney Houston 8 Comments »AFA: Gays in the military are all threats to national security
December 25th, 2011 Justin Griffith Bryan Fischer at the American Family Association has lost his damn mind. “…every homosexual represents a heightened security risk” This guy is ridiculous. Obviously he is way off and unethical here. You can expect that from this bunch. But let’s just follow his premise and statements to their logical conclusion. He is referring to the [...]
Posted in Atheist Tags: AFA, American Family Association, Bryan Fischer, DADT, Don't Ask Don't Tell, First gay kiss, GTFO, LGBT, national security 21 Comments »
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