I’m amazed at how much of this routine works for both wars. It’s uncanny. That was 20 years ago. This was about the first Iraq War. Notice how long it takes for his routine to give away the difference? Even the SCUD Missile stuff at 3:30 really is just like a vehicle born IED. “A war …
Monthly Archive: October 2011
Oct 22 2011
Kurt Vonnegut on Atheists in Foxholes
A friend left this quote on my facebook wall. “The sermon was based on what he claimed was a well-known fact, that there were no Atheists in foxholes. I asked Jack what he thought of the sermon afterwards, and he said, “There’s a chaplain who never visited the front.” -Kurt Vonnegut Hocus Pocus
Oct 22 2011
This is why CaTURDay is really just embarrassing
Animals are great. Memes can be fun. But look what happened to this one: and that was in 2008! Thanks for skipping Caturday this week, Jen!
Oct 21 2011
This is why a government computer should never be left unattended.
Seriously, you must click this to embiggen. You’ve just gotta see what I did. Okay, well this is actually even more epic than it looks. We have a policy that keeps people from leaving their computers unlocked for various obvious reasons (and some not so obvious). Offenders can sometimes get dealt with in fun ways, …
Oct 18 2011
Inspirational video of Megan Hurwitt, America’s newest Foxhole Atheist
Megan Hurwitt joined the military last week. This 44 second video of the ceremony is pretty awesome. Megan Hurwitt just joined the Texas Army National Guard. Her ceremony was in Houston, and it went like this: “I, your name.” I, Megan Hurwitt. “Do solemnly swear.” Do solemnly affirm.*pause* “To support and defend” To support and …
Oct 17 2011
Why don’t you just get out of the Army if you hate it?
Spoiler: I don’t hate it…? Fred English is a super-troll who goes out of his way to harass foxhole atheists. He found me on Facebook and has been saying dumb things to me ever since. Like this: “why dont you get out? if you dont like what the army does you damn sure joined and …
Oct 15 2011
Out of Iraq, Finally.
The A.P. just released a story that claims to know that we are abandoning the concept of troops in Iraq in 2012. I wish I could comment further, but this is welcome news personally. BAGHDAD (AP) — The U.S. is abandoning plans to keep U.S. troops in Iraq past a year-end withdrawal deadline, The Associated …
Oct 15 2011
Penn Jillette misses the point about Atheists and the Chaplaincy
I still love you, Penn – but I have to rebut you here. Penn released this video in May: Penn Jillette mentioned my activism’s news coverage in the New York Times and the Rock Beyond Belief festival (which is most certainly ‘back on’, but was not at the time of this video.) This is a …
Oct 15 2011
Transcript of Army training reveals 83 instances of bypassing US Constitution
SGT Dustin Chalker, my friend and fellow foxhole atheist, wrote to me with exact figures from the mandatory Spiritual Fitness remedial training. Keep in mind, when reporters and lawyers are around – Spiritual Fitness is only about ‘team spirit’ and ‘human spirit’. They emphatically declare that it has nothing to do with religion (clearly an …
Oct 12 2011
U.S. Army forces Soldiers to learn Wiccan rituals, Christians need to fight back!
Sergeant Poe’s Law Firm has been alerted. “Here is undeniable pictorial evidence that the Army is forcing me to learn Wiccan rituals.” Sergeant Poe Here is the link to the Virtual Spiritual Fitness Center… act quickly before the new world order deletes the page. They even control Google Cache! Christians, are you thinking to yourself, …
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The free festival on Fort Bragg's Main Post Parade Field was a massive success! Expect updates, highlights, and other footage over the next few months.
UPDATE: A second festival is in the works for Camp Pendleton - a large Marine Corps base near San Diego, CA. Summer 2013
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