EAGLES First-Round Drafte Picke

This dude would be an outstanding first-round picke at 20, and would really solidify the secondary:

But it took a world record of 12 feet 3 inches in the broad jump at the N.F.L. scouting combine in Indianapolis in late February for Byron Jones to establish himself as one of the most gifted athletes expected to be available when the league holds its draft from April 30 to May 2 in Chicago.

The record jump, combined with a 44 ½-inch vertical leap at the combine and a sizzling time of 4.36 seconds in the 40-yard dash during his pro day on March 31, allowed Jones to rise in the estimation of many from a modest midround talent to a possible late-first-round selection.

And then we’d have two DBs named Byron!

(And no, there is zero chance that Kelly is going trade draft picks to move up to pick Mariota. I don’t know why there are still some dumshitte sports writers speculating about this, but it is never ever going to happen.)

Republican Filth Getting What They Want: Slashing The Budget Of The Jackbooted Thug IRS So That Hardworking Taxpayers Who Have Been Defrauded By Identity Thieves Have To Wait Years To Receive Their Tax Refunds FOR FREEDUM!111!!!!!!

Why the long wait? An IRS spokeswoman told CNNMoney tax fraud cases — even small ones — are among the most complex. Even after a real victim reports a stolen identity to the IRS, fraudsters sometimes call the agency themselves and claim the victim is actually an imposter.

The agency spokeswoman said the IRS recognizes it’s painful for taxpayers. But the agency has trouble improving when its budget keeps getting cut. The agency is operating on $1.2 billion less than it did five years ago.

What kind of sick lunatics slash the budget of the goddamn Federal agency responsible for collecting taxes in the name of CUTTING THE DEFICIT??????