Funny Shittio

While the usual is that badde shitte makes it hard to concentrate on difficult intellectual work–like drafting manuscripts and grants–I just found out some awesome fucken shitte, and it is making it hard to concentrate. Every time I try to get to work, a voice pops into my head and says, “Hey, fucke this painful difficult work: AWESOME FUCKEN SHITTE!!!!11!!!11!!11!!

Republican Filth Getting What They Want: Homeggrown USAian Gunne Nutte Jihadists

These motherfucken gunne nuttes are a fucken disaster. Don’t these fuckers get that they are vastly much more like the Islamic jihadists they supposedly hate than they are like normal decent Americans?

(1) hate women: CHECK
(2) hate other religions: CHECK
(3) hate the duly constituted government and seek its overthrow: CHECK
(4) hate non-cisheterosexuals: CHECK
(5) armed to the motherfucken hilt and fetishize guns: CHECK
(6) near-illiterate: CHECK
(7) hate science or other approaches to actual reality: CHECK
(8) fundamentalist theocrats: CHECK
(9) deep-seated racial hatred: CHECK

Am I missing anything?

Question For Car Racing Fans (UPDATED)

So apparently a race car driver named Tony Stewart killed another driver who was out of his car and on the track during a yellow flag:

Ward and Stewart had bumped cars during an earlier lap, sending Ward’s racecar into an outside wall and prompting a caution flag. Ward then exited his racecar and approached on foot as Stewart’s racecar came around again. As Ward stood on the track and pointed at Stewart, Stewart’s racecar sounded as if it revved its engine then fishtailed, the right tire hitting Ward and dragging him under the car.

According to another driver on the track, Stewart clearly spun his wheels intentionally to intimidate the other driver:

A witness to the crash, the sprint car driver Tyler Graves, told The Sporting News that Stewart’s action led to the fatality.

“I know Tony could see him,” Graves said. “I know how you can see out of these cars. When Tony got close to him, he hit the throttle. When you hit a throttle on a sprint car, the car sets sideways. It set sideways, the right rear tire hit Kevin, Kevin was sucked underneath and was stuck under it for a second or two, and then it threw him about 50 yards.”

Anybody know enough about car racing to opine on the likelihood of the intentional versus accidental scenarios? As far as I can tell, BTW, the question of intent isn’t “to kill”, but “to intimidate by spinning out the wheels”. I guess if the latter intent is proven, then as a legal matter he Stewart committed at minimum negligent homicide, probably reckless, and maybe even depraved indifference, depending on the exact facts that can be proven.

UPDATE: So I’ve been doing some more reading about this, and the consensus seems to be that (1) Stewart likely didn’t see the other driver until the very last possible moment, because there were two other cars directly in front of his who swerved at the last minute to avoid him, and (2) Stewart likely hit the gas and spun his wheels as he approached the other driver in a last-ditch attempt to avoid him, not intimidate him, as sprint races are on intentionally slippery dirt tracks and the way you steer is by throttling and spinning the wheels.

Redde Chile Porke Butte Tacos

INGREDIENTS
6 lb boneless pork butt
8 dried guajillo chiles
8 dried california chiles
3 dried pasilla chiles
3 dried ancho chiles
15 dried japones chiles
3 large heads of garlic
1 tbsp ground cumin
2 tbsp ground coriander
3 tbsp dried mexican oregano
juice of 3 oranges and 4 limes
handful of salt
2/3 cup bourbon
2 cups beef stock
4 bay leaves
pico de gallo (tomatoes, onions, serrano chiles, cilantro, salt, black pepper)
queso fresco
guacamole
shredded cabbage
limes
corn tortillas

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Remove the stems and seeds, boil some water, throw the chiles in, turn off the heat, and steep for about a half hour, stirring occasionally.

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Peel the garlic cloves.

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Oranges, limes, coriander, cumin, and oregano.

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Put the chiles, chile water, herbs, spices, garlic, citrus juices, and salt in a blender and blend the everloving fucke out of itte.

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Bourbon.

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PORK BUTTE!!!!!

Put the chile sauce, beef stock, bourbon, and bay leaves in the pot and bring to a boil.

Put the butt in, turn down to low, and cover. Braise for about six hours, until fork tender all the way through, turning the butt occasionally.

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Pico de gallo.

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Pork is done!

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Reduce the everloving fucke out of the braising liquid, salting to taste at the end.

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Shred the pork and add it back to the reduction, mixing well.

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TACO TYME!!!!!!!!!!!!111!1!1!!ELBENYTY!!11!!!