Jul 04 2014

We’re Gonna Have A Sushi Party, Tonight!!1!!11!! All Right!!!11!11!!

We’ll eat sushi! And have a couple of brews!




Jul 03 2014

Lush Pergola


Jul 02 2014


Jul 01 2014

Jeezus Motherfucke!

How many incredible saves is Howard gonna make this game?????

Jun 30 2014

Human Experimentation By Faceshitte Without Institutional Review Board Approval

Any IRB experts care to weigh in on whether it is acceptable that PNAS published this paper describing Faceshitte’s psychological experiments on its users without any IRB review (at least that was referred to in the paper)?

Here is PNAS’s policy on human experimentation:

(vii) Research involving Human and Animal Participants and Clinical Trials must have been approved by the author’s institutional review board. Authors must follow the International Committee of Medical Journal Editors’ policy and deposit trial information and design into an accepted clinical trial registry before the onset of patient enrollment. Authors must include in the Methods section a brief statement identifying the institutional and/or licensing committee approving the experiments. For experiments involving human participants, authors must also include a statement confirming that informed consent was obtained from all participants. All experiments must have been conducted according to the principles expressed in the Declaration of Helsinki.

Looks pretty unambiguous that PNAS did not follow its own policies, and should retract this paper, right?

Jun 30 2014

Phase Change

People really are resistant to the idea that there is a qualitative phase change associated with having the entire fucken kajillobyte universe of media in your fucken pocket all the fucken time, and with the providers of that universe having designed the systems of access to be as intrusive, manipulative, and addictive as possible. This is qualitatively different than what has gone before, with fundamentally different social, psychological, and medical implications.

Jun 26 2014


I’m getting spams touting forskolin pills for weight loss. What the everloving fucke??

Jun 26 2014

Most Hilarious Comment Ever Posted To My Blogge In The History Of Forever

On yesterday’s cystoscopy post:

The Good: the belly laugh that ensued while reading this.
The Bad: you’re supposed to have a Ph.D and this is how you describe a cystoscopy. There are people struggling to put food on the table and you actually get paid for this shit. Fucke.

Jun 25 2014

Important Inquiry

If you multiply the longevity of a rock and roll band by their fame and popularity, and then multiply that by how fucken unlistenably horrible their music sounds, is there any band with even close to as high as score as U2?

Jun 25 2014


The Good: I saw all the way up my dickhole and into my bladder on teevee, like journey to the center of the earth.

The Bad: A dude stuck a fucken probe with a camera and a light on the end all the way up my dickhole and into my bladder. When I saw the probe as the nurses were prepping, I was all thinking, “That must be the thing that they plug the narrower thing into that goes up my dickhole.” So I go, “So, where’s the narrower thing that the doc is gonna plug into that thing?”, and the nurses were all like, “HAHAHAHAH. That’s what’s going in.”

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