Friday’s Shorter George Bush

George Bush to Congress:

If you don’t become complicit with me in violating the 4th Amemndment, there is going to be a double-9/11, American citizens are going to DIE, DIE, DIE!!!!!!!!! at the hands of the Islamofascist hordes, and it’ll all be all your fault.

It’s nice to see that finally the vast majority of Americans aren’t buying Bush’s despicable lies. Congress needs to take fucking heed.

Ridiculous Members of Congress Reach a New Fucking Low

Miek and Mike in the Morning, a very popular daily syndicated sports talk show on the ESPN Radio network, had a lot to say this morning about the Congressional hearing before which superstar baseball pitcher and accused user of performance enhancing drugs Roger Clemens and former trainer and accuser Brian McNamee appeared yesterday. Let’s just say that Miek and Mike were not particularly enamored of the behavior of the House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform. In fact, they mercilessly mocked the committee for being so pathetically ridiculous. Some highlight are below the fold: [Read more…]

Poverty Of Imagination

Apparently, Sports Illustrated has decided to create a Web site devoted to their “swimsuit” issue. According to Salon’s Machinist, this site will host every photograph from the print magazine, as well as plenty of additional “content”, including videos. The swimsuit models are extreme outliers in terms of body composition, shape, and size, and the entire operation exists for the purpose of establishing that women have no value other than to please men. If you respect women as fellow human beings, you will not promote their dehumanization. There is nothing wrong with sexual fantasy and spanking your monkey, but how about instead of buying prepackaged corporate fantasy that harms both women and men, you use your fucking imagination?

Colin Powell Is An Arrogant Delusional Motherfucker

Colin Powell had some things to say to CNN on Friday, including that he may very well endorse a Democrat or an Independent in the presidential election. That sort of political ratfuckery is unremarkable for a craven self-promoting shitheel like Powell, and not intrinsically of any interest to the non-insane. However, Powell said something specific that made me vomit a little bit in the back of my throat:

“I will ultimately vote for the person I believe brings to the American people the kind of vision the American people want to see for the next four years,” he said. “A vision that reaches out to the rest of the world, that starts to restore confidence in America, that starts to restore favorable ratings to America. Frankly, we’ve lost a lot in recent years.”

Is this asshole fucking kidding!? [Read more…]

PhysioProf’s Shorter Friday

This is a little late, but fuck it:

Bobo continues to rock the fucking newsprint with his vibrant blend of mind-bogglingly obtuse analysis and abysmally shitty writing. Shorter Bobo:

“The Democratic Party is closely divided between obese ignorant slobs who like Hillary Clinton and cult-follower liberal elites who like Barack Obama, and is exactly like a combination of Tammany Hall and Louis XIV’s Court at Versailles.”

PhysioProf Guest-Blogging At Cool Constitutional Blog

Home of the Brave is a brand new community blog devoted to political issues relating to the United States Constitution. The blog was started and is owned by Annie, who is a citizen, non-lawyer, policy wonk. She has graciously invited PhysioProf, for whom Constitutional history, theory, and jurisprudence is a hobby, to be an occasional guest blogger. PhysioProf’s first post there is entitled “Constitutional Originalism, Natural Law, and the Ninth Amendment”.

Please check us out. And if you want to guest post on anything related to the Constitution, leave a comment. Annie is eager to bring interested people into the tent.