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Jul 04 2014

We’re Gonna Have A Sushi Party, Tonight!!1!!11!! All Right!!!11!11!!

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We’ll eat sushi! And have a couple of brews!

Jul 03 2014

Lush Pergola

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Jul 02 2014

UUUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jul 01 2014

Jeezus Motherfucke!

How many incredible saves is Howard gonna make this game?????

Jun 30 2014

Human Experimentation By Faceshitte Without Institutional Review Board Approval

Any IRB experts care to weigh in on whether it is acceptable that PNAS published this paper describing Faceshitte’s psychological experiments on its users without any IRB review (at least that was referred to in the paper)? Here is PNAS’s policy on human experimentation: (vii) Research involving Human and Animal Participants and Clinical Trials must …

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Jun 30 2014

Phase Change

People really are resistant to the idea that there is a qualitative phase change associated with having the entire fucken kajillobyte universe of media in your fucken pocket all the fucken time, and with the providers of that universe having designed the systems of access to be as intrusive, manipulative, and addictive as possible. This …

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Jun 26 2014

Forskolin??

I’m getting spams touting forskolin pills for weight loss. What the everloving fucke??

Jun 26 2014

Most Hilarious Comment Ever Posted To My Blogge In The History Of Forever

On yesterday’s cystoscopy post: The Good: the belly laugh that ensued while reading this. The Bad: you’re supposed to have a Ph.D and this is how you describe a cystoscopy. There are people struggling to put food on the table and you actually get paid for this shit. Fucke.

Jun 25 2014

Important Inquiry

If you multiply the longevity of a rock and roll band by their fame and popularity, and then multiply that by how fucken unlistenably horrible their music sounds, is there any band with even close to as high as score as U2?

Jun 25 2014

Cystoscopy

The Good: I saw all the way up my dickhole and into my bladder on teevee, like journey to the center of the earth. The Bad: A dude stuck a fucken probe with a camera and a light on the end all the way up my dickhole and into my bladder. When I saw the …

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