Jun 18 2013
Today when I walked into my workplace, there was a new security guard on duty. He sees my Yankee shirt and goes, “Hey, check out my watch I got for father’s day.” And he shows me this really nice Yankee watch that his son gave him. So I ask him how old his son is. And he tells me his son is 17 and is a baseball player and was recruited to start at an Ivy League school next year.
And then we spent another fifteen minutes dissecting Yankees injuries.
Jun 18 2013
“Watch a sonogram of a 15-week baby, and they have movements that are purposeful,” said Burgess, a former obstetrician-gynecologist. “They stroke their face. If they’re a male baby, they may have their hand between their legs. If they feel pleasure, why is it so hard to believe that they could feel pain?”
The tea party congressman, 62, made the awkward argument during a House Rules Committee hearing today about H.R. bill 1797, which would ban abortions 20 weeks after fertilization.
Burgess, who says that fetal movements can point to pleasurable sexual sensation, argues that abortion should be limited to the first 15 weeks, rather than the proposed 20.
Jun 18 2013
I am still receiving auto-forwards that I set up fifteen years ago on a university e-mail account at a university that I have not been affiliated with for more than a decade.
Jun 17 2013
“I am worried sick,” said Lisa Ciaranca Kaplan, the principal, whose homey school in South Philadelphia serves 410 students, speaking 14 languages, all of whom qualify for free meals. “How do I relieve teachers for lunch if I have no one in the lunchroom? I’ll be the only person in this building who’s not in a class.”
Pink slips were recently sent to 19 percent of the school-based work force, including all 127 assistant principals, 646 teachers and more than 1,200 aides. Principals are contemplating opening in September with larger classes but no one to answer phones, keep order on the playground, coach sports, check out library books or send transcripts for seniors applying to college.
Jun 16 2013
Second and third and no fucken outs and you can’t score a single motherfucken run!?!?!?!?!? Jeezus motherfucken son of a fucken fucke!!!11!!!!11!
UPDATE: Score this motherfucken runner on third with no outs, now! Or I’m gonna blow a fucken gasket!!!!!!!
UPDATE 2: Gaskets are intact!
Jun 15 2013
Who gives a goddamn flying motherfucke about the goddamn motherfucken Keeper Of The Goddamn Motherfucken Wicker Baskets!?!?!?!? Jeezus motherfucke. And the fucken goddamn things are fucken dysfunctional: a normal goddamn fucken flagge tells you how the motherfucken wind is blowing near the green.
Jun 14 2013
It’s as if an entire branch of the federal government — the branch that’s supposed to deal directly with the nation’s problems, not just execute the law or interpret the law but make the law — has gone out of business, leaving behind only a so-called “sequester” that’s cutting deeper and deeper into education, infrastructure, programs for the nation’s poor, and national defense.
Until the mainstream media start calling out these America-hating filth for the traitors that they are, nothing is going to change.
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