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Republican Filth Getting What They Want: Homeggrown USAian Gunne Nutte Jihadists

These motherfucken gunne nuttes are a fucken disaster. Don’t these fuckers get that they are vastly much more like the Islamic jihadists they supposedly hate than they are like normal decent Americans?

(1) hate women: CHECK
(2) hate other religions: CHECK
(3) hate the duly constituted government and seek its overthrow: CHECK
(4) hate non-cisheterosexuals: CHECK
(5) armed to the motherfucken hilt and fetishize guns: CHECK
(6) near-illiterate: CHECK
(7) hate science or other approaches to actual reality: CHECK
(8) fundamentalist theocrats: CHECK
(9) deep-seated racial hatred: CHECK

Am I missing anything?

Comments

  1. Alverant says

    Sense of entitlement: Check
    Thinks their god is on their side: Check
    Willing to let other people die for their cause: Check
    Cowards who refuse to live in the 21st century: Check

  2. birgerjohansson says

    Yeah, but you forgot, this is a Real American (TM), not one of those librul UnAmericans you find in the Traitor States (East coast and California).

  3. Trebuchet says

    (1) hate women: CHECK

    Some of them ARE women. (e.g. Sarah Palin) But the point still applies.

  4. K says

    A political ad I wish a candidate would air:

    “Let’s talk demographics. America is a diverse country.

    “Thirteen percent of us are black. Seventy-two percent of us are white. Five percent of us are Asian. One percent of us belong to the very first Americans. .2 percent of us are native Hawaiian or Pacific Islanders. Sixteen percent of people have Hispanic heritage. And nine percent of us identify with more than one of these categories.

    “Sixteen percent of us are not religious. 78.5 percent of us are members of a Christian denomination. Two percent of us are Jewish. .7 percent of us are Buddhist. .6 percent of us are Muslim. .4 percent of us are Hindu. One percent of us practice yet another religion.

    “Four percent of us identify as a member of a sexual or gender minority. Thirty-three percent of us have a college education or higher. Twenty-five percent of us make less than $22500 a year.

    “We are truly a nation of individuals from many backgrounds, all of whom are here to find our own American Dream. We have a long history where our nation has grown to embrace the reality that it takes all kinds to make a nation. We have made mistakes. But we have done much to rectify them, and still do so today.

    “Why, then does my opponent want to make our nation anything but a nation of all kinds?

    (Insert clips of opponent at things like Christian Dominionist conventions and saying nasty things about women and gays and black people and others)

    “This is not what our nation was built to be.

    “Vote so-and-so for so-and-so on Election Day.”

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