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Jul 10 2014

Godde Fucken Dammit, Not This Fucken Shitte Again!!!!!

The plural of “RBI” is fucken “RBIs”, NOT “RBI”!!!!111!1!!!!!! JEEZUS MOTHERFUCKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes, it’s “Runs Batted In”, but it’s still “RBIs”. Just like they are “Attorneys General”, but “AGs”.

CAN WE GET A FUCKEN ENGLISH PROFESSOR IN HERE TO SETTLE THIS FUCKEN SHITTE FOR ALL TYME????????????

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  1. 1
    Al Dente

    Are you sure it isn’t RsBI?

  2. 2
    Stabatha

    Godde fucken dammit! DAMMITTE ALL TO HELLLLLLLLLLE!!!!

  3. 3
    Chebag

    RsBI, dumasse. And AsG.

  4. 4
    blindrobin

    I demand a post regarding the pros and cons of the Oxford comma.
    Just for the record, though the JAG Corp. which prefers common parlance to make spoken communication with the lower ranks less cumbersome, will disagree it is ‘Courts Martial’ not ‘Court Martials’[sic] whether written or spoken.
    We all have our pet peeves vis a vis our gloriously deformed language.

  5. 5
    Contingent Cassandra

    I’m an English professor, but/and I’m totally indifferent to all things athletic, so I’m no help.

  6. 6
    mytchondria

    What about Risotto? Is it Risottos since you always eat more than one piece of risotto like chicken wings?

  7. 7
    Marcus Ranum

    Runs Batted In = RBI
    You’re wronge.

  8. 8
    Trebuchet

    Who needs an English professor (who ought to be more interested in cricket, being English) when you’ve got Wikipedia:

    The plural of RBI is “RBIs” (just as the plural of the acronym for prisoner of war – POW – is POWs). This is because acronyms become bona fide words as language evolves, and as with other words attract a plural suffix at the end to be made plural, even if the first word is the main noun in the spelled-out form.

    Did you know you can get an RBI by just standing there and watching the ball pass by? And that the only active player on the all-time RBI list is He Whose Name Shall Not Be Mentioned In Seattle?

  9. 9
    tgis

    “smoking clogs the arteries and causes heart attacks &syrokes”. A warning sign on marlboro purchased in Gibraltar

  10. 10
    colnago80

    All I can say is that the fuckken Yankee fans fuckken Yankees have had too few RBIs this year.

  11. 11
    Kirbmarc

    The “fucken English professor” is probably too busy weeping while he reads the rest of your blog.

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