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Monthly Archive: June 2014

Jun 30 2014

Human Experimentation By Faceshitte Without Institutional Review Board Approval

Any IRB experts care to weigh in on whether it is acceptable that PNAS published this paper describing Faceshitte’s psychological experiments on its users without any IRB review (at least that was referred to in the paper)? Here is PNAS’s policy on human experimentation: (vii) Research involving Human and Animal Participants and Clinical Trials must …

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Jun 30 2014

Phase Change

People really are resistant to the idea that there is a qualitative phase change associated with having the entire fucken kajillobyte universe of media in your fucken pocket all the fucken time, and with the providers of that universe having designed the systems of access to be as intrusive, manipulative, and addictive as possible. This …

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Jun 26 2014

Forskolin??

I’m getting spams touting forskolin pills for weight loss. What the everloving fucke??

Jun 26 2014

Most Hilarious Comment Ever Posted To My Blogge In The History Of Forever

On yesterday’s cystoscopy post: The Good: the belly laugh that ensued while reading this. The Bad: you’re supposed to have a Ph.D and this is how you describe a cystoscopy. There are people struggling to put food on the table and you actually get paid for this shit. Fucke.

Jun 25 2014

Important Inquiry

If you multiply the longevity of a rock and roll band by their fame and popularity, and then multiply that by how fucken unlistenably horrible their music sounds, is there any band with even close to as high as score as U2?

Jun 25 2014

Cystoscopy

The Good: I saw all the way up my dickhole and into my bladder on teevee, like journey to the center of the earth. The Bad: A dude stuck a fucken probe with a camera and a light on the end all the way up my dickhole and into my bladder. When I saw the …

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Jun 24 2014

House of Games Playing Throne Cards

These things that everyone is blabblung about, they are shows ontteevee?

Jun 23 2014

Selling Tires To New Yorkers

You’ve got a tire commercial on the motherfucken YES network during the Yankees game, and the tire spokesman’s accent sounds like some kind of southern inbred deliverance freak all like “Squeeeal like a taaaaahr!” Your audience is a bunch of fucken New York Hymietown kikes, dagos, spics, darkies, and other undesirable non-real Americans. I say …

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Jun 23 2014

TripAdvisor Is Fucken Fucked Uppe

Itte’s OK to write a review complaining about the softness of your bathmat, but not that your walking tour leader is a sexist fuckebagge.

Jun 23 2014

Flirting At Conferences

There is an interesting conversation going on at ProfLikeSubstance about flirting at conferences. The point of his post is that dudes should stop treating conferences as a fucken singles bar where they are entitled to “Hey, baaaaaby!” every fucken woman they encounter. And then of course there are the whiny motherfuckers in the comments section …

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