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Apr 22 2014

Milestones

My pediatrician just died.

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  1. 1
    Trebuchet

    A memorable turning point in my life was the first time I went to a doctor younger than me. It was upsetting.

    Now they’re all younger. Even the older ones. That’s upsetting too.

    My pediatrician has probably been dead for 30 or 40 years.

    Whippersnapper!

  2. 2
    mytchondria

    Are you sure they aren’t faking it so they don’t have to do your prostate exam anymore?

  3. 3
    Trebuchet

    @2:
    There’s a PSA on CBS featuring a “German” urologist who says he’s done 9,362 “and a half” prostate exams.
    “Vhy do I do it? Because I get paid!”
    “Unt, on this side of the glove, I know it saves lives.”
    All while holding up TWO gloved fingers. Because one would have been creepy. Or something.
    Zee Bee Ess Carze!

  4. 4
    stever

    It hit me one day at the beach, when I realized that I was paying less attention to the adorable teenyboppers than to some of their mothers.

  5. 5
    eeke

    My pediatrician, kindergarten teacher (chain smoker), dentist, and two college professors. Dead. all dead. None of us get to hang around forever.

  6. 6
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  7. 7
    Steve P

    It’s those damned 12 year old coppers I can’t stand

  8. 8
    Isis the Scientist

    Shouldn’t you have moved to a grown up’s physician years ago?

  9. 9
    Trebuchet

    @Isis: He needs to grow up first.

  10. 10
    birgerjohansson

    In “Stuff” Alexei Sayle got serious problems with ten-year-old London coppers*. Sadly not available at YouTube.

    *Ten-year old cop to other ten-year old cop: “I’m bored. Let’s nick someone”.
    Cop to Alexei Sayle: “Hey you! Where is your fat license?!”
    Alexei Sayle: “I don’t need a fat license!”
    (Cops call for garroting squad back-up)

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