Fucken Fleas


I got bit by fleas at my buddy’s house last year, but I had a delayed sensitivity reaction that didn’t kick in until a few weeks later, coincidentally the morning after I had stayed in a hotel. So I was convinced it was bedbugs in the hotel. The shit fucken itched for almost a month, with new bites appearing every few days at the beginning. I had no idea about the delayed sensitivity shittio, and so I was convinced that bedbugs had moved into our home and were attacking me at night. According to PhysioWife, I was waking up screaming every night “THE BUGS ARE ATTACKING ME!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!”

Only later on did I put two and two together and realize it was fleas from my buddy’s fucken skanky dog that he lets run rampant in the woods behind his house. The shittes were so itchy it kept me from sleeping!

Comments

  1. Al Dente says

    Fucken Fleas

    That’s how mommy fleas and daddy fleas make little fleas (or flea eggs, if you want to be technical).

  2. thebookofdave says

    THE BUGS ARE ATTACKING ME!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!

    If only I had a dollar for every time that happened to me…

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