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Apr 06 2014

Jeezus Died On The Cross To Save Preacher Motherfucker’s Parking Space

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  1. 1
    Pierce R. Butler

    Look very closely (okay, click the pic and look at the embiggened version), and you’ll see another divine “no parking” sign way down there by that second planter.

    It seems Preacher Motherfucker rides around in a serious ssstttrrreeetttccchhh limo.

  2. 2
    Jeremy Shaffer

    It seems Preacher Motherfucker rides around in a serious ssstttrrreeetttccchhh limo.

    Or he’s just really bad at parallel parking.

  3. 3
    Mr Ed

    I’ve seen funeral homes put out cones so the hearse and family members can part in front. I’ve seen something similar for weddings so the new couple can run from the church right into the limo. Besides Preacherman lives in a tax free parsonage that is attached.

  4. 4
    thebookofdave

    The symbolic torture device is probably meant to intimidate potential parking squatters. I would have frightened them off with a hangman’s noose, or any of your blog posts.

  5. 5
    Paul (A.)

    C’mon, people. This is St. Bartholomew’s Episcopal Church on Park Avenue in New York City, with a clergy of six and numerous lay staff. And the New York City sign down by that planter shows that it is a No Standing Anytime zone, so the No Parking stanchions are a bit superfluous.

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