Apr 01 2014

Fucken Redde Sockes

Guess who’s in last fucken place in the AL East!!


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  1. 1

    Dream big, CPP. It won’t be long before your beloved overpaid yanks also sink to the bottom.

    Keep us posted on where you’re going. I don’t understand the ftb complaints. So much for the ft part.

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    Sorry I didn’t comment yesterday, but I hope you change your mind about leaving. I don’t read your blog very often, but I don’t like the idea of people at FTB running someone out. You should be able to express yourself here.

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    And the Seattle Mariners are first in the West. Pigges are flying. At least until the second game of the season.

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    Twitter tells me it’s your mom.

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    Sean Boyd

    @3 Trebuchet,

    My dad and I have a ritual for Opening Day. We wait until the opening pitch of the first M’s game of the season, then I announce, “And the Mariners are officially out of the playoff hunt.” Then we relax and proceed to enjoy the season as much as is possible.

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    Figures an atheist lies about leaving a website for a “joke”. They’re all godless anyway. No morals. If you don’t believe in god, how can you know anything? You have to start with the assumption god exists. Otherwise, you have abandoned all logic. Gfod created apples to perfectly fit human needs.

    Checkmate atheists.

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    Al Dente

    The Yankees haven’t played a game yet and they’re already half a game out of first.

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    Argle Bargle

    Al Dente,

    The Yankees are heading for the bottom of the heap before they even start playing.

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    Astros 6, fuckken Yankees 2. The fuckken Yankee fan’s fuckken Yankees are off to a fast start,. Fuckke the fuckken Yankees.

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    Pigges are still flying in the West!

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    Ophelia Benson

    Hey, red socks are great, as are magenta socks, purple & black striped socks, socks with ice skaters on them, socks with frogs on them, etc.

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    @12, Ophelia: Or no sockes at all!

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    Al Dente

    Guess who’s in the cellar of the AL East now? The standings are:

    Blue Jays 2-1 -
    Red Soxs 1-1 .5
    Orioles 1-1 .5
    Rays 1-2 1.0
    Yankees 0-2 1.5

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    And the Mariners are at 3-1, with not even a home game yet.

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    Yes, that’s a great cause for anxiety. Mariners goooooo for it!

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