Aug 20 2013

Things I Miss From High School

Firing citrus fruit peel plugs at high velocity into the backs of my friends’ necks using a Bic Pen pneumatic gun.


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    I miss converting the wooden clothespin into a popcorn kernel shooter. Those were the days.

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    Raucous Indignation

    Sing it loud, brother!

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    ok, waitin to hear

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    You say that like you don’t have a veritable forest of postdoc necks bent over at the bench in your lab.

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    Damn it, I thought I was the only one that knew about the Bic pen pneumatic pistol thing. Even more depressing is that someone else knows the clothes pin popcorn conversion gun. I need to get out more.

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    Are these the same fuckewitte friends who are now real estate agents? Did being pelted with citrus somehow prompt them in this career direction?

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