Aug 11 2013

Nostril Situation

I hate when you get like an itchy dealio inside your nostril, so you keep scratching it, and then it gets more irritated, so you scratch it more, and then it gets abraded and scabs up a little, and then the scab drives you even crazier, so you scratch it even more, which scrapes off the scab and makes it even more abraded and then scabbier and AUGGHH.


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  1. 1

    In all seriousness,if it keeps coming back see a doctor. Skin cancers can work their way through to the inside of your nose. It’s nothing to play around with.

  2. 2
    Pierce R. Butler

    Maybe if you took the toothpick out of the baseball before you drank your martini…

  3. 3

    Seriously, I thought this was just me.

  4. 4
    Jason Thibeault

    I am proud to be on the same blog network as you.

  5. 5
    F [i'm not here, i'm gone]

    My own skin and hair do that to me, without me having to abrade anything first. Pisses me right off.

  6. 6

    intelligent design my ass

  7. 7
    Martin Waddington

    Urggh. Now I don’t feel like breakfast any more.

  8. 8

    Urggh. Now I don’t feel like breakfast any more.

    And your comment is showing up next to a spectacularly disgusting toenail fungus ad!

  9. 9

    This situation was foreseen by the great futurist, Nostril-damus.

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    Alethea Kuiper-Belt

    Pierce, that’s not a martini. I don’t know what it is. It’s YELLOW.

    (srsly, instead of scratching, rub in some moisturiser or lip balm.)

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