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Monthly Archive: August 2013

Aug 28 2013

Fifty Years Later

Itte’s a good thing those clever right-wingers finally figured out that what he *really* meant by “judge not by the color of their skin…” isn’t that racist white motherfuckers should stop being racist white motherfuckers, but that black people should stop pointing out that racist white motherfuckers keep being racist white motherfuckers.

Aug 28 2013

Fucken Goddamn Scientific Journal Motherfuckers

What the fucken goddamn hell are these goddamn motherfuckers thinking when they list the authors in their goddamn motherfucken e-mail TOCs as “Douchebaggio et al.” and don’t provide the names of any but the goddamn motherfucken first author? I need to see the goddamn motherfucken senior author when I scan the goddamn motherfucken TOC.

Aug 23 2013

Visual Migraine

I just had a very minor visual migraine episode. As I sat down to eat lunch, my left visual field got all swirly around the edges. Now about ten minutes later, it’s almost completely gone. I get these every couple of years, and this one was very minor. The first time it ever happened to …

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Aug 22 2013

Hellz To The Motherfucken YEAH!

Aug 22 2013

Dinner

gnocchi_eggplant_meatballs

Note: I did not cooke this shitte.

Aug 21 2013

Necklaces

This new thing with the giant necklaces with the giant flat pieces in cascading layers is fucken awesome! They should make these motherfuckers for dudes and I would totally wear them.

Aug 21 2013

How You Can Tell A New Real Estate Bubble Is Inflating

Your one fuckewitte friend from high school is going to become a real estate agent, because your other fuckewitte friend is already a real estate agent and is “raking in the cheddar”.

Aug 21 2013

Republican Filth Getting What They Want: Loony Racist “Militiamen” in Armed Standoffs With Loony Racist Sheriffs, Both Hunting Mexicans

An Arizona Minuteman scouting for drug runners and undocumented immigrants allegedly pointed his rifle at a Maricopa County sheriff’s deputy after he mistook him for a drug smuggler, court paperwork stated. Richard Malley, 49, and two other militia members were in a section of Interstate 8 commonly used by drug smugglers. Two sheriff’s deputies were …

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Aug 20 2013

Awesome Google Android Security

Google Android allows you to use face recognition to unlock your device. Here is a tip they helpfully provide for using this feature: TIP: After you set up Face Unlock, look under Settings > Personal > Security for two additional settings: Improve face matching and Liveness check. Use these to make Face Unlock more reliable …

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Aug 20 2013

Things I Miss From High School

Firing citrus fruit peel plugs at high velocity into the backs of my friends’ necks using a Bic Pen pneumatic gun.

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