Monthly Archive: June 2013

Jun 22 2013

Feedly Cloud-Based RSS Reader Kicks Motherfucken Asse

For those of you who are still figuring out how to get your RSS feeds from the cloud now that Google Reader is shutting down, Feedly is your answer! I have been using it for several weeks now to access the Google Reader backend, and over the last few days after transitioning to Feedly’s own …

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Jun 21 2013

Obama And The Security Surveillance State

Obama is the first POTUS who has come close to admitting that he does not have real power to rein in the security surveillance state, and that agencies like the NSA, FBI, and CIA (and probably ones that we don’t even know exist) have institutional power that in some respects is greater in practical terms …

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Jun 21 2013

What The Fucken Fucke Is Google Fucken Thinking???

Is there any proper theory or practice of UI design that makes it a good idea for the Google search page to start up with the search box in the center of the screen like it always has been, but then as soon as you type the first letter in the box it jumps to …

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Jun 18 2013

Why It’s Great To Be A Yankees Fan

Today when I walked into my workplace, there was a new security guard on duty. He sees my Yankee shirt and goes, “Hey, check out my watch I got for father’s day.” And he shows me this really nice Yankee watch that his son gave him. So I ask him how old his son is. …

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Jun 18 2013

Republican Filth Getting What They Want: Pregnant Women Fired For Keeping A Bottle Of Water To Drink From Regularly Under Doctor’s Orders

Heather Myers was fired from her job at a Wal-Mart store in Salina, Kan., for keeping a water bottle nearby — even though she was pregnant and simply following doctor’s orders to drink plenty of liquids.

Jun 18 2013

Republican Filth Getting What They Want: Delusional Woman-Hating Congressfuckes Claiming That 15-Week Male Fetuses Spank Their Monkeys

At what age do young boys begin sexual self-exploration? As early as 15 weeks in utero, according to Rep. Michael Burgess, R-Texas. “Watch a sonogram of a 15-week baby, and they have movements that are purposeful,” said Burgess, a former obstetrician-gynecologist. “They stroke their face. If they’re a male baby, they may have their hand …

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Jun 18 2013

How Not To Administer A Mail Server

I am still receiving auto-forwards that I set up fifteen years ago on a university e-mail account at a university that I have not been affiliated with for more than a decade.

Jun 17 2013

Republican Filth Getting What They Want: Denying Education To Urban Children Because Greedy White Racist Suburban Pigges Don’t Want To Pay Taxes

Under a draconian budget passed by the Philadelphia School District last month, none of these supporting players — aide, counselor, secretary, security monitor — will remain at the school by September, nor will there be money for books, paper, a nurse or the school’s locally celebrated rock band. “I am worried sick,” said Lisa Ciaranca …

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Jun 16 2013

Are You Fucken Kidding Me!?!?!?!? (UPDATED TWICE)

Second and third and no fucken outs and you can’t score a single motherfucken run!?!?!?!?!? Jeezus motherfucken son of a fucken fucke!!!11!!!!11! UPDATE: Score this motherfucken runner on third with no outs, now! Or I’m gonna blow a fucken gasket!!!!!!! UPDATE 2: Gaskets are intact!

Jun 15 2013

Fucken White-Ass Golf Douches

Who gives a goddamn flying motherfucke about the goddamn motherfucken Keeper Of The Goddamn Motherfucken Wicker Baskets!?!?!?!? Jeezus motherfucke. And the fucken goddamn things are fucken dysfunctional: a normal goddamn fucken flagge tells you how the motherfucken wind is blowing near the green.

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