May 31 2013

Scripps Ruined The Motherfucken Speeling Bee

These motherfuckers interposed a goddamn motherfucken vocabulary test in the goddamn motherfucken spelling bee!?!?!?!?!? Itee’s a goddamn motherfucken SPELLING BEE, not a goddamn motherfucken SPELLING AND VOCABULARY BEE!!!!11!!1!!!11!!


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  1. 1
    Anthony K

    “M. O. T. H. E. R. F. U. C. K. E. N. Motherfucken.”

    “Sorry, that’s incorrect.”

  2. 2
    Anthony K

    Huh. And I thought spelling bees weren’t that big here in Canada.

    “Spell ‘blastoma’.”

    “B. L. A. S. T. O. M. A., eh? Blastoma.”

    “Sorry, that’s incorrect. The correct spelling is ‘B. L. A. S. T. O. M. A.’, eh?

    “That’s what I said, eh?”

  3. 3

    Nothing like the fuckken Yankee fan’s fuckken Yankees getting their heads handed to them to raise his ire.

  4. 4
    Marcus Ranum

    Where do you want your internetz delivered, eh?

  5. 5

    So, how exactly did they ruin it? My crystal ball is broken.

  6. 6

    How to have the shortest spelling bee ever. The contestant should be able to give all definitions for the contest word as given in the unabridged OED as well as the unabridged OED etymological references. Failure to do so will result in a failure and discontinuance of participation by the contestant.

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