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Monthly Archive: May 2013

May 31 2013

Scripps Ruined The Motherfucken Speeling Bee

These motherfuckers interposed a goddamn motherfucken vocabulary test in the goddamn motherfucken spelling bee!?!?!?!?!? Itee’s a goddamn motherfucken SPELLING BEE, not a goddamn motherfucken SPELLING AND VOCABULARY BEE!!!!11!!1!!!11!!

May 31 2013

Republican Filth Getting What They Want: Shitty Economic Recovery

American households have rebuilt less than half of the wealth lost during the recession, leaving them without the spending power to fuel a robust economic recovery, according to a new analysis from the Federal Reserve.

May 31 2013

Son Of A Motherfucken Fucke!!! 11!

May 30 2013

Note To On-Line Retailers I Do Business With

If you want to send me an e-mail every week or so with new featured products, offers, whatever, we’re cool. If you send me multiple motherfucken e-mails every goddamn motherfucken day, you make me want to never ever buy anything from you ever again. How motherfucken stupid are these goddamn motherfuckers??????

May 30 2013

What Republican Filth Want: Women To Die After Being Forced To Carry Inviable Fetuses

After more than a month of delays, El Salvador’s Supreme Court ruled on Wednesday to deny a critically ill woman a lifesaving abortion. The 22-year-old woman, identified only as Beatriz, is 26 weeks pregnant with a nonviable, anencephalic fetus; her doctors have warned that, due to severe health complications related to Beatriz’s lupus, cardiovascular disease …

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May 30 2013

Mentoring Writers

It is really amazing how much separates really good writers from the mediocre. Receiving excellent tightly-written and -reasoned work product from my trainees is one of the best parts of my job. And receiving the more typical mediocre sloppy crap is so painful and brain-deadening.

May 28 2013

Aggregated RSS Feeds Of Medieval Times

Today we constantly switch from one text to another: news, blogs, email, workplace documents and more. But a new book by an MIT professor reveals that this is not a new practice: In the 14th century, for instance, many people maintained eclectic reading habits, consuming diverse texts in daily life. Consider Andrew Horn, the chamberlain …

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May 27 2013

Rigatoni With Mushrooms, Tomatoes, And Goat Cheese

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INGREDIENTS half pound rigatoni one large can crushed tomatoes (use only about 2/3 of the can) half a medium white onion one package sliced white mushrooms chopped tarragon dried oregano ground black pepper red pepper flakes half cup dry white wine olive oil three ounces goat cheese grated reggiano parmigiano Sautee the onions with oregano, …

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May 27 2013

Republican Filth Getting What They Want: Old Dude Brandishing Handgun During Domestic Dispute Killed By Cops

You’ll have to pry that handgun out of my cold dead hands! Literally. FREEEDUMMM!!!!!111!1!1!

May 27 2013

Republican Filth Getting What They Want: Girl Scouts Shuttering Their Summer Camps

Greedy rich right-wing pigges sail around in yachts costing hundreds of millions of dollars, while the girl scouts have to sell their summer camps to the highest bidder. FREEEEDUMMM!!!!!

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