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Monthly Archive: April 2013

Apr 18 2013

Moby Dicke CHAPTER 18. His Mark.

As we were walking down the end of the wharf towards the ship, Queequeg carrying his harpoon, Captain Peleg in his gruff voice loudly hailed us from his wigwam, saying he had not suspected my friend was a cannibal, and furthermore announcing that he let no cannibals on board that craft, unless they previously produced …

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Apr 17 2013

News FLASH!!!11!!: Bombs Are Designed To “Kill”!11!!1!!

The crack team of gumshoes at ABC News has scooped its competitors in obtaining a shocking new piece of information revealing that the Boston Marathon bomber “wanted to kill as many people as possible”.

Apr 16 2013

Note To Pedestrians (UPDATED)

If you aren’t fucken drunke, you’ve got no fucken excuse not to walk in a goddamn motherfucken straight line. So don’t weave all over the goddamn sidewalk and make a goddamn motherfucken nuisance of yourself (unless you’re fucken drunke, in which case, go in peace). UPDATE: If you’ve got a neurological or other problem with …

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Apr 14 2013

Feedly Seems To Be A Good Replacement For Google Reader

I have been using Feedly for a few days, and it works pretty nice, has a decent browser interface, and also decent tablet app. As of now, it is syncing with Goodle Reader’s back end. But the Feedly people say that they are working on their own back end that will go live when Reader …

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Apr 14 2013

Penne Bolognese

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INGREDIENTS 3/4 pound ground meat (beef, pork, veal mix is perfect) one small can crushed san marzanos 3/4 cup dry white wine 3/4 cup veal stock 3/4 cup whole milk half cup grated parmigiano reggiano quarter cup finely diced carrot quarter cup finely diced celery quarter cup finely diced white onion quarter cup finely diced …

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Apr 13 2013

Fucke All These Fucken White-Asse Golfe Douches

Not only should Tiger Woods disqualify himself from the stupid asshole tournament at the white supremacist shitty golf club, but the whole fucken tournament should disqualify itself from existence, especially all these fucken nasty-ass white douches in hideous ill-fitting green sportscoats on teevee discussing Woods’s ball drop.

Apr 11 2013

Fucke Fucken Apple And Their Goddamn Motherfucken Ecosystem

You can’t copy paste a goddamn motherfucken attachment from one e-mail to another, but the fucken fuckebagges allow apps to only be landscape???? So when you’re using your iPad fucken portrait stylie, and you click on that app, the motherfucker is fucken sideways!?!?!?!

Apr 11 2013

Lazy Kenyan Socialist Obama Explodes Deficit And Destroys Economy With Handouts To Those People

According to Jan Hatzius, known far-left radical ultraliberal chief economist of hippie drum circle pot collective reverse-racist haven Goldman Sachs: The federal budget deficit is shrinking rapidly. …[I]n the 12 months through March 2013, the deficit totaled $911 billion, or 5.7% of GDP. In the first three months of calendar 2013–that is, since the increase …

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Apr 11 2013

Fucke This Motherfucken Piece Of Shitte Fucken iPad

Can it really be the case that there is no way to copy and paste a goddamn motherfucken attachment received in one goddamn motherfucken e-mail into a reply to another goddamn motherfucken e-mail???????? I can attach a “photo” or “movie”–because yippy! everyone wants a goddamn fucken movie of my stupid fucken catte licking its own …

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Apr 09 2013

Republican Filth Not Getting What They Want

The Republican filth gun fetishists all lost their fucken woodies when they found out no one was killed. If this motherfucker had been heavily armed with guns, a lot more other motherfuckers would have been killed!! And if they had all been armed with guns, maybe even some additional bystanders would have been killed, too!!! …

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