I got an android tablet a couple weeks ago, and I am loving the motherfucker! It is a gajillion times more customizable than iPad. For example, I got this SwiftKeys app for custom keyboard design. With this dealio, you get predictive typing and word completion that learns words you type a lot and is 1000 gajillion fucktillion times better than the iPad keyboard. And the utility with Gmail is also infinitely better.
So fucke the iPad! Hail to motherfucken android!