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Monthly Archive: April 2013

Apr 30 2013

European-Style Socialist Kenyan Usurper Destroys Private Sector And Explodes Jack-Booted Government Thug Rolls To Kill Freedom (UPDATED WITH LINK)

UPDATE: From here.

Apr 28 2013

MENSA (UPDATED)

What kind of fucken sadde freake joins MENSA? UPDATE: Just took a look at the standards for membership, and these fuckes aren’t even thatte motherfucken smart. For example, by the SAT cutoff, pretty much every undergrad at my university would get in.

Apr 28 2013

FUCKE, YEAH!!!11!1!11!!!

Apr 28 2013

Risotto With Radicchio And Smoked Mootz

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INGREDIENTS one third pound of smoked mootz, diced one and a half cups carnaroli rice three quarters cup dry white wine half cup ruby port one head radicchio, cored and chopped half cup grated parmigiano reggiano six cloves garlic, diced half small white onion, diced fresh-ground black pepper one bay leaf salt fresh tarragon, chopped …

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Apr 26 2013

Other Awesome Android Shitte

iPad notifications give you two choices: (1) the new mail or calendar event or whatever opens a dialog box in your fucken face thatte interrupts your shitte until you close it; (2) the new mail or calendar event or whatever opens a little dealio at the top of the screen that then disappears in a …

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Apr 25 2013

Android Tablet Kicks Asse

I got an android tablet a couple weeks ago, and I am loving the motherfucker! It is a gajillion times more customizable than iPad. For example, I got this SwiftKeys app for custom keyboard design. With this dealio, you get predictive typing and word completion that learns words you type a lot and is 1000 …

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Apr 21 2013

Fucken Yahoo?

How is Yahoo a viable Internet company? What the fucke service do they provide, and who the fucke ever visits their Web site?

Apr 21 2013

Penne With Tomato And Gorgonzola

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INGREDIENTS half pound penne one and a half small cans of crushed san marzanos half a medium white onion, chopped six cloves garlic, diced fresh tarragon, finely chopped 2/3 cup dry white wine olive oil fresh-ground black pepper red chile flakes salt quarter pound gorgonzola cheese parmigiano reggiano Sautee the onions and garlic with black …

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Apr 20 2013

Republicans Getting What They Want: Accidental Plant Explosions That Kill Dozens

Keep government thug jackboots offe our neckes!!!11!!1!! FREEDUMME!!11!!11!!

Apr 18 2013

Web And App Designers Who Should Die In A Fire

The ones who think that it “looks nice” to use gray text and gray backgrounds. TEXT SHOULD BE FUCKEN 0,0,0 BLACK AND BACKGROUND SHOULD BE 255,255,255 WHITE.

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