My Rule


People who come to an awesome restaurant that serves interesting complex food bathed in gallons of skanky perfume that fills the room with a fetid cloud of stank should be doused in dog blood and sicced on by a pack of rabid pit bulls.

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  1. Anthony K says

    I don’t see how a restaurant that serves interesting complex food bathed in gallons of skanky perfume that fills the room with a fetid cloud of stank is awesome, but I wouldn’t wish dogmemberment on its patrons.

    Swing and a miss, CP.

  2. eeke says

    People who are “bathed in gallons of skanky perfume (or cologne) that fills the room with a fetid cloud of stank” and use public transportation should also be chewed on by a thousand pitbulls. Too many times I’ve been exposed to their foul stench. I wonder what that shit does to their brain (other than desensitize olfactory receptors).

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