Mar 14 2013

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People who come to an awesome restaurant that serves interesting complex food bathed in gallons of skanky perfume that fills the room with a fetid cloud of stank should be doused in dog blood and sicced on by a pack of rabid pit bulls.

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Anthony K

March 14, 2013 at 5:28 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment

I don’t see how a restaurant that serves interesting complex food bathed in gallons of skanky perfume that fills the room with a fetid cloud of stank is awesome, but I wouldn’t wish dogmemberment on its patrons.

Swing and a miss, CP.
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Cuttlefish

March 14, 2013 at 5:50 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment

Fucke yeah(e)!

Also, fucken cigars.
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eeke

March 14, 2013 at 6:25 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment

People who are “bathed in gallons of skanky perfume (or cologne) that fills the room with a fetid cloud of stank” and use public transportation should also be chewed on by a thousand pitbulls. Too many times I’ve been exposed to their foul stench. I wonder what that shit does to their brain (other than desensitize olfactory receptors).
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widge

March 14, 2013 at 8:59 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment

You stupid cunt.
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Saurs

March 15, 2013 at 1:35 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment

What’s “skanky” when it’s at home?
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peterhuestis

March 15, 2013 at 4:56 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment

Food bathed in gallons of perfume doesn’t sound very appetizing, actually.