Mar 03 2013

Fucken Goddamn Motherfucken Red Socke Fan Asshole Kiddes

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These two motherfucken asshole little kiddes at the Yanks-Sockes game have been screeching “Let’s go Red Sockes! Let’s go!” incessantly at the top of their lungs for the entire goddamn motherfucken game. These little fuckes are apparently learning young how to be noxious asshole Red Socke fans, just like their stupid motherfucken parents.

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slc1

March 3, 2013 at 2:22 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment

The only thing lower then a fuckken Red Sox fan is a motherfuckken Yankee fan.
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clamboy

March 3, 2013 at 3:18 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment

2-3-4!
TESSIE, ‘NUF SAID MCGREAVY SHOUTED, WE’RE NOT HERE TO MESS AROUND
BOSTON, YOU KNOW WE LOVE YOU MADLY, HEAR THE CROWD ROAR TO YOUR SOUND

or would you prefer:

SWEEEET CAROLINE
OH-OH-OHHHH!!
GOOD TIMES NEVER SEEMED SO GOOD
SO GOOD! SO GOOD! SO GOOD!

(Friends of mine, two ladies, got engaged just recently at the bar on top of the Green Monster. I’m so fucken proud of my home state for leading the way.)
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Grumble

March 3, 2013 at 9:10 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment

Everyone knows it’s
SWEET CAROLINE
dum Dum DUMMM!!!

not “oh oh ohhhh”.
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DrugMonkey

March 3, 2013 at 9:27 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment

OMG! That was worth every nickel of the $20 I paid those kids.
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Roofrack Hashtag

March 4, 2013 at 2:51 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment

New Amsterdam Wankers sucke!!
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Trebuchet

March 4, 2013 at 11:08 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment

How come this fine, thought-provoking post didn’t make PZ’s list of recommended links in “Around FTB”?
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dab

March 4, 2013 at 11:59 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment

Maybe PZ is embarrassed at having agreed to let this guy have a room here at FtB since almost all he ever does is to shout frothing obscenities out of the window at unsuspecting passers-by. We can hope, anyway.
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janiceintoronto

March 4, 2013 at 12:46 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment

6 & 7

OMG!! That man wrote a nasty word!

Quick hand me those pearls. I feel a clutching coming on.

Heavens!
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dab

March 4, 2013 at 2:56 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment

Get over your disingenuous self. I don’t give a shit about swearing in moderation – in fact, I specifically approve of it in the right contexts – but this guy just farts out hundreds of expletives laced with ye olde Englishe as he fails to control his tempter and expects people to eat it up. This stuff belongs on Twitter, and even then, barely.
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DrugMonkey

March 4, 2013 at 5:18 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment

“Tempter”?
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janiceintoronto

March 4, 2013 at 6:01 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment

Actually, it’s refreshing…
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Marcus Ranum

March 4, 2013 at 9:29 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment

Wow – you’re surprised that baseball fans are dumbfuckes?
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loquaxe

March 5, 2013 at 2:23 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment

hahahahahahaha!
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Trebuchet

March 5, 2013 at 10:19 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment

@#8: Where did I say anything about obscenity? It’s the utter lack of content here that gets me.
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dab

March 5, 2013 at 11:39 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment

DrugMoney:

“Tempter”?

Hey, yeah! Pointing out something that was obviously an honest mistake totally defeats me and absolves you all of any obligation to deal with the actual points in my posts. I now flee, vanquished by the combined intellect of CPP and his entourage.
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DrugMonkey

March 5, 2013 at 9:39 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment

I thought it was a euphemism
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dab

March 7, 2013 at 11:57 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment

Fair enough. Things might have been more interesting if it were!

CPP’s latest post about MOOCs is a rare glimpse of the right stuff: angry but explanatoryj retains reasoning and focus rather than throwing them overboard merely to fit in more stylised swearing; justified anger that doesn’t lose its direction. That’s the kind of thing I could see myself reposting (not implying I’m an authority).

I have no doubt that CPP is capable of great posts; heck, I’ve even seen a couple that probably qualify for that label (to those who understand the subject matter, which I freely admit I don’t!). And sure, I shouldn’t expect total seriousness and methodical analyses for things like rants about kids at a sports game. But I just don’t see the right ratio of these differing ingredients on an overall scale.

But yeah, he’ll either change or he won’t, and the group of people who think things are OK the way they are presumably won’t change their minds either; my posts probably aren’t going to change much in either of those contexts. So, I’ll stop gibbering and just wait to see if any more posts with actual content roll around.
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dab

March 7, 2013 at 1:05 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment

Me:

CPP’s latest post about MOOCs is a rare glimpse of the right stuff

. . . an hour or so later, and its successor is another good example of the much more familiar wrong stuff: reflexive – nay, reactionary – ranting with no substance to back it up. Shocking twist!
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Comradde PhysioProffe

March 7, 2013 at 1:35 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment

CPP’s latest post about MOOCs is a rare glimpse of the right stuff[.]

But I just don’t see the right ratio of these differing ingredients on an overall scale.

You are mind-bogglingly confused if you think that I give even the slightest infinitesimal iota of a shitte what you consider “the right stuff” or the “right ratio”.
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dab

March 8, 2013 at 6:07 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment

As I presumed would be clear – and as should be the standard assumption for anything expressed by anyone without explicit qualification otherwise – such sentiments reflect my personal opinion, not any expectation or obligation put upon you. So, no, I’m not mind-bogglingly confused at all.