No, we won’t give you the fucken shitte we are in business to sell for free if you ask.
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Beaker
March 2, 2013 at 1:38 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment
“What is the flavor of Circus Peanuts?” Who’ da thunk banana?
DrugMonkey
March 2, 2013 at 7:03 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Banana flavoured peanuts are like a sin against nature.
Beaker
March 2, 2013 at 8:01 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Circus Peanuts are a sin against nature. Biting into one creates a sensation akin to nails on the chalkboard.
“Although Spangler Circus Peanuts are peanut-shaped marshmallows, they contain absolutely no peanuts. They are actually banana flavored. Spangler Marshmallow Circus Peanuts are a delicious fat-free candy”
meursalt
March 3, 2013 at 9:51 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
I love it. You”d be amazed how many requests or demands for free stuff I get working customer service. Just today in fact, a customer asked if she could take my tips from my tip jar to help pay for her purchase. She wasn’t short of money or anything, she “just thought [she'd] ask.”
I especially loved the part about “Some poor sappy business local to you probably already gives our stuff away for free; go bug them.”