Is there any way in which all this jeezus freake bullshittio does anything other than justify people in their worst vicious impulses: bigotry, misogyny, ignorance, homophobia, greed, and, now we learn, being a goddamn cheap motherfucker:
Bell, a pastor at Truth in the World Deliverance Ministries Church, scratched out the automatic 18 percent tip (for parties of more than eight) and wrote a “0” where the additional tip would be indicated.
“I give God 10%,” Bell wrote. “Why do you get 18?”

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sailor1031
February 7, 2013 at 6:01 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment
That’s okay – they charged the 18% to her card anyway.
F [nucular nyandrothol]
February 7, 2013 at 7:39 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Yeah, exactly how does god get this? Oh, you mean other believers give you ten percent and you redistribute it for
godfor your own fucking pleasure while attempting to stiff the poorest recipients of your commerce. You small-time assholes are just as bad as the big-timers.eeke
February 7, 2013 at 8:39 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment
I heard that the waitress was also fired for getting this story to the media.
Kevin
February 7, 2013 at 2:41 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Ummm… godde wants 10% of your ENTIRE FUCKING INCOME. The restaurant wants 18% of the check.
Fucking math…how does it work?