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Jan 26 2013

Note To People In Stairwells In North America: Keep To The Fucken Right, Asshole

If you are going up the stairwell and you veer to the left and hug the inner edge as you turn around the corner on a landing between flights, the people coming down who are keeping correctly to the right are going to knock you on your stupid fucken dumshitte asse.

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  1. 1
    trazan

    Don the shoulder pads!

  2. 2
    blindrobin

    North Americans use the stair?

  3. 3
    Kengi

    Not if I’m bigger than you.

    Might makes right. Or, in this case, left.

  4. 4
    trazan

    My foreign commie stairs have a left-handed threading.

  5. 5
    ruminant

    Yes. That has happened to me once coming down the stairs correctly on my right and the gentleman going up. I manage not to kick his ass ‘and I said: “Hello”. The gentleman responded: “I am going to Amsterdam”….
    What could I have said?. Oh well, have a nice trip!

  6. 6
    Callinectes

    It’s hard enough to drive on the wrong side of the road over there. Now I’ve got to stairwell it too?

  7. 7
    Dr. Someone

    Is CPP using the stairs to gain more activity points?

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