I want to print to my motherfucken goddamn sonofoafucken HP Laserjet 5MP, which just happens to be one of the best sonofagoddamn motherfucken laser printers ever made. And none of the stupid motherfucken goddamn printing apps for the iPad will print to it directly over WiFi. They recognize my little print server dealiebobber, but won’t print to it.
And yes, I know if I connect the printer to a motherfucken computer and install the print driver on that computer, then I can print to the sonofamothershitter. But I want to print to it directly, because fucke you, that’s why!!!