one and a half pound chicken
1 tbsp corenwijn (or sherry or rye or some rich flavored fucken booze)
1 tbsp corn starch
fresh ground black pepper
2 tbsp soy sauce
1 tbsp rice wine vinegar
1 tbsp corenwijn
2 tsp cornstarch
3 tbsp chicken stock
one can sliced water chestnuts
one can sliced bamboo shoots
some sliced scallions
a fuckeloade each diced ginger and garlic
light olive oil
some dried arbol chiles
half pound dried soba noodles
Whisk 1 tbsp corenwijn, 1 tbsp cornstarch, salt, and pepper together, and then marinate the chicken (diced) in it for at least 30 minutes.
Whisk together 2 tbsp soy sauce, 1 tbsp rice wine vinegar, 1 tbsp corenwijn, 2 tsp cornstarch, and three tbsp chicken stock and set aside. This is the finishing sauce.
These are the vegetable components: one can sliced water chestnuts, one can sliced bamboo shoots, some sliced scallions, and a fuckeloade each diced ginger and garlic.
Sautee peanuts and dried hot arbol chiles in light olive oil until they are toasty, then reserve.
Sautee the garlic and ginger in the oil from the satueeing of the peanuts and peppers until they are getting soft.
Throw in the chicken and sautee until it is just singed on the outside.
Throw in the nuts, peppers, and other vegetables (EXCEPT THE SCALLIONS), and continue to sautee.
Throw in the scallions, sautee briefly, and then deglaze with a nice splash of motherfucken corenwijn.
While the shitte is cooking, boil the soba, and drain it.
Give it another quick whisk, add the finishing sauce, and sautee until it thickens uppe and the shitte looks tasty.
Put some goddamn noodles in bowls and spoon some fucken shittee on top. Then eat itte!!