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Monthly Archive: December 2012

Dec 15 2012

Filthy Republican Scum Continue To Destroy Everything

The only proper fate for the republican party is to be completely broken and kicked to the curb, so their despicable reign of terror can finally end. Republicans hate America, and they hate every foundational principle of this country other than slavery. The sooner these filth are finally rendered electorally impotent–which is only awaiting the …

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Dec 15 2012

Antonin Scalia Is A Fucken Odious Skeezebagge

Scalia is a truly odious skeezebagge. And the idea that he arrives at his odious positions as a result of some sort of consistent well-constructed jurisprudential philosophy of “strict constitutional constructionism” is a total fucken loade of shitte. He is nothing but an angry vicious hateful fucker who wields his power on the Supreme Court …

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Dec 15 2012

Republicans Getting What They Want: Piles of Dead Kindergartners

Decades of Walter Mitty gun-fetishism by microdicke right-wing Republican filth has achieved what they objectively want.

Dec 15 2012

Moby Dicke CHAPTER 3. The Spouter-Inn.

Entering that gable-ended Spouter-Inn, you found yourself in a wide, low, straggling entry with old-fashioned wainscots, reminding one of the bulwarks of some condemned old craft. On one side hung a very large oilpainting so thoroughly besmoked, and every way defaced, that in the unequal crosslights by which you viewed it, it was only by …

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Dec 13 2012

PZ Myers Isn’t A Feminist

These fuckes think of women not as individual human beings that engage in things like friendship and humor, but as contextless walking vagina vending machines that exist solely to dispense sex when you put in a coin and push the right buttons. This is why it simply does not compute to them that context matters …

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Dec 11 2012

Moby Dicke CHAPTER 2. The Carpet-Bag.

I stuffed a shirt or two into my old carpet-bag, tucked it under my arm, and started for Cape Horn and the Pacific. Quitting the good city of old Manhatto, I duly arrived in New Bedford. It was a Saturday night in December. Much was I disappointed upon learning that the little packet for Nantucket …

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Dec 10 2012

Penne With Tomato Cream Sauce

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This is such a simple recipe, yet so fucken goode! INGREDIENTS one pound penne one large can crushed san marzanos one half medium white onion, diced fuckeloade of garlic, diced dried oregano dried dill fresh-ground black pepper dried red chile pepper flakes olive oil one half cup heavy cream one cup dry white wine chopped …

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Dec 09 2012

Moby Dicke CHAPTER 1. Loomings.

Call me Ishmael. Some years ago—never mind how long precisely—having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world. It is a way I have of driving off the spleen and regulating the …

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Dec 07 2012

Marriages Issues

Your wife is yelling at you because you are blasting contigs all night instead of coming to bed.

Dec 07 2012

Christmas Crappe

This year all my friends are getting a clapper and a chia gnome from me! And if they don’t like itte, they can go fucken pound sand!

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