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Monthly Archive: December 2012

Dec 25 2012

Question For Readers

Anybody have opinions on AT&T versus Verizon 4G LTE service for the iPad? Is there any reason to favor one or the other besides network coverage in the intended use area?

Dec 23 2012

Extremist Right-Wing Propaganda Outlet Seeks To Change The Subject From Right-Wingers’ Abject Moral And Practical Bankruptcy

TAWANA BRAWLEY!!!11!11!1!! AL SHARPTON!!11!1!1!! Yeah, thatte’s the ticket!! Black people sucke!!!11!!1!!111!!! And bitchez are lying liars who lie all the time!!!11!!11!!

Dec 23 2012

Moby Dicke CHAPTER 5. Breakfast.

I quickly followed suit, and descending into the bar-room accosted the grinning landlord very pleasantly. I cherished no malice towards him, though he had been skylarking with me not a little in the matter of my bedfellow. However, a good laugh is a mighty good thing, and rather too scarce a good thing; the more’s …

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Dec 21 2012

Yacht-Owning Moocher-Class Parasites Of Newport Beach

Yacht-owning looters of Newport Beach, California, are in an uproar over the city’s plan to raise the dock fees–currently $100 per year–on their opulent yachts to $1500 per year in an attempt to get these moocher parasites to stop sucking off the goverment teat provided by the taxes paid by the hard-working producer class citizens …

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Dec 21 2012

I Wonder Which Author Spanked Itte For Science

Meiotic recombination creates genetic diversity and ensures segregation of homologous chromosomes. Previous population analyses yielded results averaged among individuals and affected by evolutionary pressures. We sequenced 99 sperm from an Asian male by using the newly developed amplification method—multiple annealing and looping-based amplification cycles—to phase the personal genome and map recombination events at high resolution, …

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Dec 21 2012

A Plea To My Fellow Bioscientists

Can we please stop using the word “landscape” to refer to “survey of a gigantic fucketonne of data”? A landscape is where there is dirt and grass and hills and shrubbes and trees and shitte, not a bunch of motherfucken nucleic acid sequences.

Dec 18 2012

Hellz To The Motherfucken YEAH!

There is nothing better than an ice cold bottle of chardonnay and a big motherfucken plate of fresh dungeness crabbes!

Dec 18 2012

Moby Dicke CHAPTER 4. The Counterpane.

Upon waking next morning about daylight, I found Queequeg’s arm thrown over me in the most loving and affectionate manner. You had almost thought I had been his wife. The counterpane was of patchwork, full of odd little parti-coloured squares and triangles; and this arm of his tattooed all over with an interminable Cretan labyrinth …

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Dec 16 2012

Mourning On Teevee

Is there some compelling reason why these poor fuckes in Newtown, CT, shouldn’t be left alone to grieve as individuals and as a community in private, and not on goddamn motherfucken teevee?

Dec 16 2012

Obama to join mourning Connecticut families in search for answers

We already know the fucken answer, and have no need to “search” for more of them: There is no legitimate reason for ordinary citizens to own mega-clip semi-automatic weapons. None. And if their real goal is to get citizens armed and ready to prevent shitte like this from going down by “taking out” the shooter, …

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