If you’ve never read the Archdruid Report, you really have to. The motherfucker is long-winded as all fucke, but very wise and erudite. Here’s a taste of this poste: One way to talk about the point I’m trying to make here is that the great majority of Americans have never learned how to think. I …

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How fucken pathetic is this? But they capture a behavior my closest friends and I had already begun to adopt: The practice of showing each other where we are at any given moment in time, either through a short video or photo of our workstations, our faces as we lie half-asleep in bed on rainy …

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This fucken piece of shitte doesn’t have any general method for dealing with documents other than photos and videos, such as attaching them to e-mails or uploading them via Web forms. These fucken iPad designers obviously are targeting this fucken thinge to goddamn motherfucken teenagers for sexting each other their pimply asses and to goddamn …

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One of the things that was bugging me about accessing Gmail accounts from my iPad was that whether I used the native Mail app or the Gmail app, my mail was not coming in very fast, and it seemed to be only downloading every few minutes. Because I need instant gratification, and fucke you, thatte’s …

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There are very cool trickes for selecting, copying, and pasting text, but none of them are documented in any official Apple documentation I have been able to find. Does Apple think the gibbering imbeciles that just want to use this thing to post pictures of their ugly drooling children and surf porne have no use …

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If I had been astonished at first catching a glimpse of so outlandish an individual as Queequeg circulating among the polite society of a civilized town, that astonishment soon departed upon taking my first daylight stroll through the streets of New Bedford. In thoroughfares nigh the docks, any considerable seaport will frequently offer to view …

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The motherfucken Gmail app is pretty fucken decent, and a lot better than the iPad mail app that comes pre-installed. But unless I am missing something, there is no fucken way to save a PDF attachment so I can open the motherfucker in my PDF annotation app.

Apple only sells a motherfucken three-foot Lightning-USB cable!?!?!? Seriously??? They really don’t sell a motherfucken cable long enough to sit at a goddamn table and dicke arounde with your stupid fucken iPad while it is plugged in to the motherfucken wall socket????

No motherfucken flashe??????? Seriously???!!!???

On my fucken Blackberry, I have a separate mail icon on my home screen for each of my e-mail accounts, and a separate new message count for each one. And when I want to dicke around with one of my accounts, I just clicke on that icon and I’m in the inbox for that account. …

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