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More iPad Bullshittery

There are very cool trickes for selecting, copying, and pasting text, but none of them are documented in any official Apple documentation I have been able to find. Does Apple think the gibbering imbeciles that just want to use this thing to post pictures of their ugly drooling children and surf porne have no use for such esoteric information, and it would just scare them?

Comments

  1. wilsim says

    We already talked about this!

    Can’t surf porn because there is no flash! The rest of the criticisms are spot on, though.

  2. Microfool says

    How well is the eraser on your #2 pencil documented?

    or

    Discoverability and word of mouth are better than documentation that no one will ever read.

  3. sciliz says

    Step 1: Obtain a 3 year old
    Step 2: Observe 3 year old poking things on ipad
    Step 3: DOCUMENT
    Step 4: PROFIT

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