This year all my friends are getting a clapper and a chia gnome from me! And if they don’t like itte, they can go fucken pound sand!
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F [disappearing]
December 7, 2012 at 11:38 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
No Chia Obama?
Kevin K
December 8, 2012 at 9:18 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Dude, the Chia catnip thing is terrific. No kidding, I got one for my niece one year, and both she and her cat LOVED it.
Just goes to show…if there wasn’t a market for such stuff, nobody would buy it.
dean
December 8, 2012 at 11:48 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Forty years ago I worried about getting the clap. Now I worry about getting the clapper.
superfragilistika
December 9, 2012 at 1:09 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment
The clapper sounds like fun