Monthly Archive: August 2012

Aug 16 2012

Fucken Despicable Scumbagge Called Out By DEVO

Aug 16 2012

Fleecing Gibbering Dummeshittes

How fucken hilarious is itte that not only have these Faceshitte fuckebagges spent the last half decade fleecing the shitte out of the dumshitte Faceshitte users who gave all of their most private personal information to a goddamn corporation for fucken *free* so that the corporation could then go on and sell all that information …

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Aug 14 2012

Catte Tittes

Do cattes have a set number of tittes, like people always have two? Or is it a range of numbers of tittes?

Aug 12 2012

Olympic Closing Ceremony

Madness totally all went on diets for months to fit in those suits. And where the fucken fucke is X-Ray Spex!?!?!?!? Much better than this goddamn loser sausage fest. UPDATE: A goddamn motherfucken Who cover band? UPDATE 2: The octopus thingie with that skinny old deejay dude on it was pretty cool.

Aug 09 2012

Water Polo

It crackes me the fucke uppe that water polo is a brutal violent sport, yet the athletes wear little baby caps tied with bows under their chins.

Aug 09 2012

Veins II

Joe Girardi’s head and neck veins were pulsating like a motherfucker today!

Aug 08 2012


There was a dude in my department who was so lean that you could see the veins pulsating on his temples. Even when he was just casually chatting, he looked like at any moment he was gonna head butt you, grab you around the throat, and choke the fucking life out of you.

Aug 07 2012

How To Succeed In Academic Science Without Really Trying

The most important character trait that I have seen correlate with success in academic science is the ability to clearly assess one’s own ignorance, and to seek out opportunities to learn from people who know what the fucke they are doing. No matter how smart, hard-working, and creative they are, the ones who think they …

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Aug 06 2012


Instead of making them jump over a railing into water, they should have to stoppe and chugge a fucken beer.

Aug 06 2012

Of Course He’s A White Christian D00d

When are we gonna grapple with the fact that almost all of the most murderous vicious mass killers and other incorrigible violent serial miscreants in the United States–including serial child molestors and mass child porn purveyors–are white christian d00ds? Are we ever gonna discuss whether it is in the nature of white christian d00ds to …

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