He’s a greedy richeasse motherfucker lying about how he’s just a local yokel from down the block. Speaking of greedy richeasse motherfuckers lying about how they’re “just like you”, Ann Romney’s mawkish bulleshitte lies about how she and Mitt were just poor students eating dinner off an ironing board were fucken priceless. Even the credulous …

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I feel like I have reached a point in my life where if I were told that I have some incurable disease and only a few months to live, I would be sadde, but pretty much ok with itte. Am I just bulleshitteing myself?

I have just been informed that I am a VIP customer of Hotsaucesnmore.com, and am therefore entitled to a 20% discount on my next order of motherfucken HOT SAUCE!

If you are in a group and there are some assholes in the group, and you are all like, “You are assholes and I think you should stay the fucke away from me and the people in the group who aren’t assholes”, that is divisive. But it is also the good and right thing to …

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The world would be a much better place if there were no such thing as goddamn motherfucken baby corne.

Richeasse motherfuckers and massive corporations are already sitting on vast piles of cash that they are not spending on purchase of goods and labor. Cutting their taxes further does nothing but increase the size of these vast piles of cash and make them richer without influencing the overall economy. If you increase their taxes and …

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Gin and Tacos nails her RNC speech: There’s not much the campaign can do with someone whose natural tone of voice is “Giving orders to servants”.

Is it appropriate to demand scrutiny of Mitt Romney’s mormonism? White protestantism has always been the religious norm for US Presidents, so in addressing this question it is worth considering the scrutiny that other Presidents who were not white protestants were subject to vis a vis their religion. (1) Kennedy’s catholicism was severely scrutinized, and …

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Greedy selfish right-wing cowardly armchair-warrior scum politicians like Joe Walsh are popular among the greedy selfish right-wing cowardly armchair-warrior scum electorate because he makes them feel better about what nasty vicious cowardly slime they are. By lashing out at truly courageous and patriotic people like Tammy Duckworth, he allows these right-wing degenerates to identify with …

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Can someone explain to me what is the point of the “Notes” on a tumblr entry are supposed to be? They don’t seem to say anything except be a bunch of links to other tumblr sites.