Fucken Grape Nuttes

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   gingerest

   August 2, 2012 at 12:16 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment

   Very not a physiologist, so I defer, but wouldn’t the chyme still be in your small intestine at 8 hours? I thought it had to reach the large intestine before it was subject to bacterial fermentation?
   This is coming across like some weird plea to tell me more about your farts (no), but I’m interested in the implications about transit time.

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   blindrobin

   August 2, 2012 at 2:16 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment

   fascinating

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   becca

   August 2, 2012 at 5:28 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment

   Congrats, fartty old dude. Grapenuts? yikes.

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   Degenerate Cephalapod

   August 2, 2012 at 9:14 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment

   Try a bowl of raisin bran. Better yet, make it two bowls. Then, get yer fartin’ stick ready, cuz yer gonna swell up like a bullfrog and you’ll need some help prodding it all out.

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   Trebuchet

   August 2, 2012 at 9:19 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment

   Tastes like wild hickory nuts!

   I used to love those. Now I’d just break a tooth.

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   anon

   August 2, 2012 at 3:09 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment

   Neither grapes, nor nuts — DISCUSS!

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   Uncle Glenny

   August 2, 2012 at 10:09 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment

   Lie back and think of the Red Sox.

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   Tim R. Mortiss

   August 3, 2012 at 4:10 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment

   Finally, another food post.

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   geocatherder

   August 3, 2012 at 2:32 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment

   Gluten, man. Just sayin’.

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    The Bobs

    August 3, 2012 at 2:39 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment

    Are you sure it wan’t the milk? Sounds like lactose intolerance to me.

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    Franklin

    August 3, 2012 at 5:16 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment

    Finally, a blog that is both elegant and thought provoking.

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    Quintus

    August 4, 2012 at 5:04 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment

    Peanuts do me, every time. I love em, but can’t eat em in company