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Jul 29 2012

First Birthday Party Jungian Archetype

Push and push and push the birthday girl until she cracks, breaking down into an inconsolable crying fit covered in cupcake icing with a party hat on her head while everyone laughs at her.

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  1. 1
    Cuttlefish

    I am happy to report that neither cuttlekid had that first birthday.

    But I have seen them.

  2. 2
    Comradde PhysioProffe

    Then you have failed as a parent.

  3. 3
    Cuttlefish

    I have succeeded beyond my wildest dreams.

    And I taught them both to cook. (yeah, and to read, but whatever…)

  4. 4
    gingerest

    Or you could give her a bowl of frozen peas and watch as she happily eats them one at a time, or throws them around the kitchen, while you eat cupcakes and drink adult beverages.

    No, no, your way is better because she’ll have nowhere to go but up in the birthday department.

  5. 5
    grignon

    I’m sure my older son had no clue what we were on about but he was more than happy to perform as the center of attention. So we have the requisite acres of icing photos and, when he wanted out of the high chair, he just downloaded to his diaper. He knew how to get his way.

  6. 6
    Lady Day

    Why does it have to be a girl?

  7. 7
    F [i'm not here, i'm gone]

    Sounds like a plan. They are tools for our amusement. That’s what I learned when I was them, and it must be the way of things.

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