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Jun 06 2012

Fucke This Shitte!

This new trend of making meatball sangwiches out of a weird patty-shaped meatloaf on a round bun is a fucken abomination. Just stoppe itte! This is a motherfucken meatball sangwich:

MEATBALL SANGWICH!

ROUND MEATBALLS ON A MOTHERFUCKEN HOAGIE ROLL!!!!11!!11!!1!!

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  1. 1
    superfragilistika

    it looks ugly,fattening and biologically hazardous!

  2. 2
    DrugMonkey

    Where’s the Parmesan???!!????

  3. 3
    Steven Bollinger

    “a weird patty-shaped meatloaf on a round bun is a fucken abomination”

    I don’t know whether it’s an abomination, but it sounds like a fuckin hamburger with marinara sauce to me!

    Why the ruckus? If it’s a patty and not balls, then it’s not even a fuckin meatball sandwich to begin with!

    /autism

  4. 4
    blindrobin

    Agreed. Though I have never seen an example of the abomination which you described.

  5. 5
    The Bobs

    If it’s not toasted with lots of melting, bubbly, cheese on top. it isn’t a meatball sandwich.

    Not toasting it means that the marinara will sog out the bread and ruin the sandwich. Stick it under the broiler.

  6. 6
    The Rose

    When is a meatball no longer a meatball?
    There’s this great pizza place here, in San José (Slice of NY) that has meatballs on their pizza. So I got a pizza with some meatballs and when I got the pizza I was all like, where’s the meatballs? There WAS meatballs on it…shredded. Yeah, shreds of meatballs? I believe the Pastafarian scriptures are clear on this matter.

  7. 7
    physioprof

    Meatballs go great on pizza, but they must be placed on the pie as slices, not fucken shreds.

  8. 8
    Narya

    My Italian-immigrant grandmother always pronounced it “sangwich.” Thank you for a wonderful memory of her.

  9. 9
    The Rose

    btw?: that the mondayfriday hell is what mondayfriday sangwich doning on the mondayfriday bathroom floor>!!!11!!1!!???

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